Chuck Norris started a brand of toilets. They failed miserably because they wouldn't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his home. The bear isn't dead, its just afraid to move.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.