Trash in Lakes

[BP338]

I came across this picture some time ago and saved it. Something like this could have easily blown out of someones boat. This just shows how tough these fish are. I wonder how long it's been stuck.

 

[Vollmer]

This was in ND?

 

[Big Iron]

 

[johnr]

I have left little pieces of feces in the lake once, a bunch of times. Occasionally the coffee kicks in and getting back to camp isn't an option.

 

[guywhofishes]

I have not been forced to use it - but the space between my outboard and my Talon are perfect for a secure and posture perfect e-dump. It's nice to know I have good options.

 

[JayKay]

I would need to have had a few cocktails before I'd be able to e-dump above water. Alternately, sticking your legs through the arm holes of a PFD vest (backwards) allows the relaxation and "lifting and separating" needed to release a sinker.

This obviously, is a summer-only solution.

 

[Stan's Dad]

I would need to have had a few cocktails before I'd be able to e-dump above water. Alternately, sticking your legs through the arm holes of a PFD vest (backwards) allows the relaxation and "lifting and separating" needed to release a sinker.

This obviously, is a summer-only solution.

Thats messed man. You'd quite literally be swimming in your own shit. No thanks, i'll hang my cheeks over the edge and let er buck.

 

[guywhofishes]

I would need to have had a few cocktails before I'd be able to e-dump above water. Alternately, sticking your legs through the arm holes of a PFD vest (backwards) allows the relaxation and "lifting and separating" needed to release a sinker.

This obviously, is a summer-only solution.

say WHAT? ba ha ha

loco!!!

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"sinker".... ba ha ha, have I got a fishing tournament e-dump story for you! (hint - they don't all sink)

 

[johnr]

I would worry about a ravenous Mushky breezing by and taking a piece of my dink with him. Crapping over the edge relieves the worry of potential penis loss.

Them mushky are a dangerous bunch, and turns out they attack

 

[JayKay]

Swimming in your own poo? Well, sorta.. I guess. You just gotta keep moving.

But not everybody makes chocolate mousse every time they void. We've all heard the phrase "sh!t through a screen door without leaving a mark", but that isn't necessarily the soup of the day every time (pardon the pun).

Boundary Waters Canoe Area. Lifejacket porta-potty on a hot day. Sinkers are Stinkers. True story.

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I would worry about a ravenous Mushky breezing by and taking a piece of my dink with him. Crapping over the edge relieves the worry of potential penis loss.

Them mushky are a dangerous bunch, and turns out they attack

Musky would have to have pretty good eyesight, in my case...

 

[Sluggo]

This thread needs a warning. "Do not read right after lunch".

 

[Ericb]

I'd be pretty carefull dangling the twins over any waters containing mushky. Those bastards can jump!

 

[BP338]

This was in ND?

I don't know where it was at. I found it on a fishing facebook page I follow...


As for me and issues of going #2 on the lake, I do everything possible to hold it. If not, I'm an over-the-edge kinda guy...

 

[Allen Gamble]

I now realize I should ensure I have TP and/or baby wipes in the p'toon.... it's only a matter of time til it happens to me.

 

[Bowhunter_24]

Wait. Why in the hell would u shit while u are in the water????

that makes zero sense. It makes my brain hurt to think about that

 

[FishSticks]

it's called an aqua-dump

 

[LBrandt]

5 gal bucket, good cinch tie garbage bag or three, lid and you have a small port-a-potty. The look on the game warden face when he insists on checking said bucket is priceless.

 

[guywhofishes]

Wait. Why in the hell would u shit while u are in the water????

that makes zero sense. It makes my brain hurt to think about that

you do understand that it's never by choice and that there are limited facilities out there?

 

[Fishmission]

I like to race to the nearest bay, slip boat up on the bank and run like hell for the nearest rock or tree. It's something I have perfected over time. Smooth stones make good wipes

 

[Vollmer]

I like to race to the nearest bay, slip boat up on the bank and run like hell for the nearest rock or tree. It's something I have perfected over time. Smooth stones make good wipes

My grandpa used to tell us to use pine cones. Just gotta be sure to wipe in the right direction with them. I never tried it ...