So, I forget the ENTIRE joke, but the punch line goes (after Ole returns from behind the bushes, with shit all over his hand)..
"You betcha, I had a dollar, but did you ever try to vipe wit tree quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"
One time I left a log on the gunwale as I was not quite fast enough to get over the edge. I don't drink a lot off coffee in the boat anymore.
hold on now. we're not done berating you for pooping whilst you swim. Have you ever experienced a staph infection?