What are these things?

[NDSportsman]

It's fairly big and heavy, kind of like a baseball bat with flat sides. It's a mystery for me to solve.

 

[Traxion]

Looks to me someone with a lathe was going coon hunting.

 

[SDMF]

Is it the Hickory Stick the Old Man used on the Talking Goat? #90'sAdamSandler......

 

[LBrandt]

Democrat beater. Just not used enough. LB

 

[Jiffy]

Pinnocchio’s wife’s dildo?

 

[Maddog]

It's fairly big and heavy, kind of like a baseball bat with flat sides. It's a mystery for me to solve.

it is odd that it has so many sides and then tapered too.