Getting the "SNIP"

johnr

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Yup, anything to do with cutting of the scrotum makes me queezy
 


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My brother had this done, thought "meh, no big deal, I have the day off, gonna put down some mulch in the backyard".

Next day he was kinda sorta trying to put his head under the wheels of a garbage truck, to take his mind off his pair-a-dice.

Lesson: Do what the doc tells ya, and take the next day or two real easy, regardless of how "that didn't hurt" you feel.

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Yup, anything to do with cutting of the scrotum makes me queezy

Dental work makes me queezy too. I hadn't been to the dentist for years, and last week I was eating a DQ Rocky Road (who knew they put real rocks in there?) Blizzard. Fast forward a few days and the total bill is going to be $2965. That's $2660 for the root canal and the crown, $200 for a full exam, $100 for the cleaning (long overdue), and $5 for the blizzard.

That cleaning made me cry, and crap my pants.
 

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me and the wife had this talk not to long ago, I lost but o well reminder of my much older uncle who got snipped and ended up having 2 more surprises at the age of 57, whole lot of Nope right there
 


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Yup, anything to do with cutting of the scrotum makes me queezy

Agreed, however I would be a little concerned about my marriage if my wife raced me to the doc to take the bullet ahead of me. Could be love, could be something else ;)
 

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I heard that they have lasers to do this job now days................ might be wrong bout that tho
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It appears his entire penis was removed with a high power laser. Entire penis removal and cauterization through the pants makes this humorous.
 

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It appears his entire penis was removed with a high power laser. Entire penis removal and cauterization through the pants makes this humorous.

This sounds like something Sheldon would say.
 


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Got mine done about 3 or 4 years ago at Sanford in Fargo. No problems other than I pushed it a little too much on Sunday afternoon (had it done on Friday morning). Paid the price for a couple days. If they tell you to rest for 3 days, make it 4 even if you feel really good after a day. On a positive note, milked it all of Friday and Saturday. Got a lot of relaxation in and a few naps.

As a side note, a co-worker had it done and the numbing stuff didn't take on one side. Said he damn near threw up and claimed he found himself swearing up a blue streak at the Doc for screwing up. Said he's pretty sure the whole place probably heard him. Worst pain he said he's ever had.
 

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I don't know your "Sheldon" but it is indeed accurate to the one I knew in HS. Weird.
 

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Worked with a guy who had it done and wisdom teeth pulled a day or so apart. Cheap ass didn't want to use too many vacation days. He paid dearly for it. Another guy ended up with some kind of internal leakage that formed a blood clot. They wouldn't go back in till he healed up. So he walked around with buffalo nuts and could only wear sweat pants for quite awhile.
 


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I asked my Doc about it and he explained it to me. Then he said that I would need 6 BJ's afterwards. Hell, I think that is a good enough reason to have it done.
 

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Anybody coming at me with a sharp object aiming for "Big Jim and the Twins" attempting to take my man ammo is going to get shot.........TWICE!!!! Once for each twin!
 

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Anybody coming at me with a sharp object aiming for "Big Jim and the Twins" attempting to take my man ammo is going to get shot.........TWICE!!!! Once for each twin!
You named your who who after me ???? Don't know whether to be honored or afraid ! I'm going with afraid , very very afraid !!!!!! :;:huh:;:huh:;:huh
 

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You named your who who after me ???? Don't know whether to be honored or afraid ! I'm going with afraid , very very afraid !!!!!! :;:huh:;:huh:;:huh

You'll have to wait 'til the bullhead tourney to find out which one is correct!!
 

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I asked my Doc about it and he explained it to me. Then he said that I would need 6 BJ's afterwards. Hell, I think that is a good enough reason to have it done.

You would happen to have went to sanford? Or whatever it was called before. My doc told me to tell the wife the same thing!
 


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