Best "Quotes of the Year".

[Captain Ahab]

I'll start.

Confucius says:

"Man with athlete's finger make bra jump"

 

[DirtyMike]

Grab em by the pu$$y

 

[svnmag]

"no I didn't I am appalled you would ever think that of me that is how people get hurt, soldiers get hit by friendly fire, etc etc"


"I fucking knew it VIP members never fails"


From--[h=3]Were you affected by the so-called Russian interference?[/h]

 

[Captain Ahab]

"Nean Delson"

 

[gr8outdoors]

Don't sweat the petty shit, pet the sweaty shit!

 

[Kurtr]

Fng here.

 

[Mort]

Tittysprinkles

 

[Farmer]

Basket of deplorables

 

[Rizzo]

Kurtr's signature

 

[Captain Ahab]

Confucius says:

"Man who cut pocket feel cocky"

- - - Updated - - -

"I was at the gym today and asked a beautiful gal what she was going to do for 2017. She told me fu** you." So I am looking forward to next year.

 

[Lapper]

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. (Could change itchy butt to "protester chick" too)

 

[LBrandt]

Mexico will pay for the wall.

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Confucius say "man who go through turnstyle sideways is going to bang cock"

 

[Captain Ahab]

Mexico will pay for the wall.

"Because you'd be in jail"

 

[SDMF]

grab em by the pu$$y

winner!!!!

 

[Davy Crockett]

So you guys actually care about womens MMA enough to talk about it............I thought you didn't get the gay at band camp:::...almost forgot



so the fact a boobie could jump out eluded you? I suppose you were too busy hammering nails straight on an anvil with your penis

wormwiggler

 

[Captain Ahab]

So you guys actually care about womens MMA enough to talk about it............I thought you didn't get the gay at band camp:::...almost forgot



so the fact a boobie could jump out eluded you? I suppose you were too busy hammering nails straight on an anvil with your penis

wormwiggler

A nurse at a wedding dance gave me a Viagra once. I wish I would have had that anvil after the task was complete.

 

[svnmag]

Anvils are angry and cold. You should have kept a pine marten available.

 

[MSA]

"wanna go fishin?" ... "Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?"

 

[Captain Ahab]

"wanna go fishin?" ... "Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?"

"How about we trade a trip?"