absolute minimum money to get you through a month

[guywhofishes]

you need to ask for the green super hot sauce when ordering

it's part of the salsa bar in all the Fargo TJs... if a guy is color blind it's the sauce that is making the hissing noise

if drive-through just ask for a side of super hot

at my local TJs I roll up on Tuesdays, I simply announce "Hi, Extra Tomato Guy", and they tell me to pull ahead. Ha ha ha. It's so handy.

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You poopheads make me want Taco Johns now. Closest one is 45 miles away. Damn you.

I am glad there's no Big Boy in Fargo. I'd break 200 lb in a year's time.

 

[shorthairsrus]

Ranger boat payment - $824mo -- shes paid off in a 143 more payments :;:smokin

Camper - -- $530mo - shes paid off in 142 more payments

Tree quarter ton truck - $640 mo

Sled - -- $250 mo

Quad - $330 mo

Ice Castle - $480 mo

Used Corvette - $500 mo

Harley CVO - 633mo



Credit Cards ---- min payment - $640 -- soooner or later

HOuse payment - stopped making that one -- on the obama no payment plan

Child support - $150 -self employed dont make to much:;:help

Student loan - in default

What did i miss???

:;:cheers

 

[DirtyMike]

I am glad there's no Big Boy in Fargo. I'd break 200 lb in a year's time.

Had to friggen say it didnt you.

 

[Bed Wetter]

Pretty much every single old guy I encounter says the same thing: “I wish I could go back in time and save more for retirement.” About a year ago this sunk in for me. I’ve got some decades ahead of me before retirement so I started dumping big chunks of my paycheck into 401k and HSA. I’ll probably be getting a very small raise next month and I’ve decided I’m just going to increase my 401k/HSA contributions by the amount of the raise. If I never see the money, I’ll never miss it.

I also spend my “fun money” on guns and scopes that I often end up trading or selling later so that my toys don’t cut into my budget. When my safe gets crowded, it’s time to thin the herd. We wanted new living room furniture this summer... “I bet I’ve got a rifle or scope I don’t need.” It’s just stuff.

 

[deleted___account]

Taco Bell for the Taco supremes then swing over to TJ's and grab some oles n green sauce......tacos.....must have tacos....

 

[Lycanthrope]

Well, let’s see, this is an average of expenses. Obviously it fluctuates from month to month.

Hookers $1800
Blow $2800
Sauce $600
Rx pills $2400
The track $4200
Bail $1650
Traffic tickets $15 (After all, we’re in ND)
Adult cable bundle $340
Ammo $260
Food $250
Rent $875 (had to save $ somewhere)
utilities $210
Truck payment $650
Boat payment $450
Ice castle payment $330
Hunting lease $300
Adult website subscriptions $180
Child support - hahahahahaha never gonna happen. can’t afford it
Cell phone $228
GFs habit $3200
Lake house rental $1650




...yeah, I guess I can see how a guy has a $20k/mo liability

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whoops, forgot a couple:

bait/tackle $115
gas $275

Increase gas to $800...

 

[Captain Ahab]

Increase gas to $800...

I thought you you were going to say nothing and that you live off Sheniqua's paycheck from your avatar.

 

[Mort]

I simply announce "Hi, Extra Tomato Guy", and they tell me to pull ahead. Ha ha ha. It's so handy.

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Guythatlivesattacojohns-oh my, you got a nasty habit going there, reminder to everyone else, don't accept a ride from guy when he's been to TJ's, just a fair warning.;:;rofl

 

[Up Y'oars]

Ranger boat payment - $824mo -- shes paid off in a 143 more payments :;:smokin

Camper - -- $530mo - shes paid off in 142 more payments

Tree quarter ton truck - $640 mo

Sled - -- $250 mo

Quad - $330 mo

Ice Castle - $480 mo

Used Corvette - $500 mo

Harley CVO - 633mo



Credit Cards ---- min payment - $640 -- soooner or later

HOuse payment - stopped making that one -- on the obama no payment plan

Child support - $150 -self employed dont make to much:;:help

Student loan - in default

What did i miss???

:;:cheers

DUDE, you are in serious inversion of asset/debt! Holy moly. $825/mo boat payments????? #$%^&>

My truck and boat payment combined was only $600/mo, and they're already paid off since November 2016!

 

[WormWiggler]

this thread makes me sad....

 

[LBrandt]

Got my social security notice in the mail and property tax bill. SS went up a whole 18.00 per month cost to living. Property taxes went up 260.00.Slid a little farther down the rabbit hole. Depressing to say the least. Hope I live long enough to get back what I put in the system, then they can kiss my ass and put me in the toaster.