Women ideas!!!

[Enslow]

I have yet to ever change a diaper. Cleaned alot fish though haha.

 

[guywhofishes]

pretty much worst task ever - other than...

at least it's a baby - and usually your own kid

I wish I had adapted this attitude/effort rather than loosely winging it every time

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my only memories are of pure revulsion

 

[Biglunch]

Wife read somewhere that if you give your Lab a tablespoon of veggie oil with his dog food it will really put a nice shine on the Dogs coat. Being a good ND girl, she though if a table spoon is good a half cup must be better..... The carpet looked like a wheat field with crop circles, except the crop circles were something like dogshit, don't know for sure, just know it came out of my dog. Not in just one room but in every room in the house, there was even crap on the walls. I felt really bad for my hunting buddy, but he got over it. Did'nt feel real bad for my wife as she steam cleaned everything for about the next week.

good thing I wasn't drinking anything, it would have got all over my computer

 

[Captain Ahab]

I have yet to ever change a diaper. Cleaned alot fish though haha.

It's more like gutting a gut shot deer than cleaning fish.

 

[wildeyes]

I did do the diaper thing and I WOULD RATHER GUT A GUT SHOT DEER!!!!!

 

[gst]

"Is she hot?"

She was. Probably still is I guess, if you add one of those "for her age" things to the end and look at her with someone elses eyes....

Um, given your avatar choice.................

 

[johnr]

Well I tell ya I must have it pretty good, seriously. I have rarely had to do half the stuff she does. I effed up a few loads of laundry, now I have been banned from it, I used bleach to clean the kitchen floor once and screwed up a fancy rug her mother had given her, now that is something I am not allowed to do either.
Come to think of it, other than cooking on the grill or in the smoker I do none of the inside house hold duties. I mow the yard, weed trim, shovel/blow the snow, wash the vehicles, handle the oil changes, fix broken stuff, purchase the things that are needed for the liquor cabinet, and stock the beer fridge. You know the fun stuff.

You younger guys need to learn to "sell" the mrs into her duty's, its not any different than our grandfathers did, just takes a little fancier talk and a present from time to time. Positive reinforcement is for real.

 

[guywhofishes]

Well I tell ya I must have it pretty good, seriously. I have rarely had to do half the stuff she does. I effed up a few loads of laundry, now I have been banned from it, I used bleach to clean the kitchen floor once and screwed up a fancy rug her mother had given her, now that is something I am not allowed to do either.
Come to think of it, other than cooking on the grill or in the smoker I do none of the inside house hold duties. I mow the yard, weed trim, shovel/blow the snow, wash the vehicles, handle the oil changes, fix broken stuff, purchase the things that are needed for the liquor cabinet, and stock the beer fridge. You know the fun stuff.

You younger guys need to learn to "sell" the mrs into her duty's, its not any different than our grandfathers did, just takes a little fancier talk and a present from time to time. Positive reinforcement is for real.

yep

 

[DirtyMike]

I don't disagree with your methods, Juan. Seems to me, the women of my generation have a way of giving you a second chance after you screwed things up. Along with that, she knows I survived on my own for the majority of my adult life. Tack on a few good meals I've cooked and a couple times of cleaning the house to be nice, she figured me out. After shoveling the driveway a couple times, she lets me have that job, but I can only remind her of that when its time to dig the shovel out. I can see why she doesn't want a dog though. I already track in mud, eat stuff off the counter, shed a little hair, and my red rocket comes out for no reason sometimes.

 

[johnr]

When they keep a score card, you tell them " you win, I could never do all the awesome stuff you do, that's why I married you" Then tell her how much you love the way she can make that kitchen counter shine, and maybe if shes lucky you will bend her over it...haha

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I don't disagree with your methods, Juan. Seems to me, the women of my generation have a way of giving you a second chance after you screwed things up. Along with that, she knows I survived on my own for the majority of my adult life. Tack on a few good meals I've cooked and a couple times of cleaning the house to be nice, she figured me out. After shoveling the driveway a couple times, she lets me have that job, but I can only remind her of that when its time to dig the shovel out. I can see why she doesn't want a dog though. I already track in mud, eat stuff off the counter, shed a little hair, and my red rocket comes out for no reason sometimes.

hahaha awesome, I lol'd

 

[SeisMec]

Saw a video on FB were the lady is sitting on the floor beside her dog and she is saying that her dog seems to be bloated and starts pressing on the dogs stomach. She then lifts the dogs tail and get a double barrel shotgun blast of diarrhea from the top of her head to her knees.

 

[Account Deleted]

I don't know about women but I do know a dude that keeps a 2 liter pop bottle of gasoline rolling around in the trunk of his car...

 

[Sum1]

I had a gal tell me she was gonna become a taxidermist so she could do peoples taxes. No kidding.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don't know about women but I do know a dude that keeps a 2 liter pop bottle of gasoline rolling around in the trunk of his car...

LOL!;:;funnypost

 

[Kurtr]

When they keep a score card, you tell them " you win, I could never do all the awesome stuff you do, that's why I married you" Then tell her how much you love the way she can make that kitchen counter shine, and maybe if shes lucky you will bend her over it...haha

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hahaha awesome, I lol'd

I say that and she would tell me.to stfu and quick sucking up. Another demotion on my score chart would then happen.

 

[Srputz]

I am banned from laundry to. Apparently some clothes can't be dried in the dryer. Who new. Some clothes can't be washed with others. Why do they make clothes like that and who buys that stuff..
she does let me mow lawn all summer and blow snow all winter. And I get to change the oil on her Durango. Lucky me.

 

[Kurtr]

Funny thing is I won't let her was any of my real nice hunting closes. For some odd reason she accuses me of caring about that stuff more than all the other close. She is probably right.

 

[DarkWhiskey]

I raise 2 kids on my own and sometimes I get to thinking it would be nice to have a wife around to help and do fun stuff with. Then I read this thread and realized being single isn't all bad.

 

[ISELLGUNS]

Really??

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Really??

Oops, I suck with computers. I'll try to get it right on the next post!

 

[SDMF]

Now I see why so many folks think they need an electronic training collar for their dog. Save Jaunr, none of you seem to be able to train a critter that speaks english and is supposed to love you. It's no wonder you can't train a friggin' dog either.