Gifts from the Dogs

[guywhofishes]

No way... Serious?

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I like the lone stray up by the toe.

 

[DirtyMike]

She's been shitting up a storm lately. Not sure if it's separation anxiety or what but this damn dog must live on bacon and coffee when we're not around.

Kickem, would you mind getting a few pics of your dog for my wife. She keeps bugging me about seeing wrigley's siblings.

 

[Kickemup]

Ya I'll try and get u a couple of the other one we got also. Mine is hanging out at my mom's for the night.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Guess that's my sign to get some new shoes

Oh man! I just about fell off my chair.;:;funnypost

 

[deleted member]

Having trouble telling on my phone. Is that poo?

 

[Kickemup]

Having trouble telling on my phone. Is that poo?

Yes

 

[Sub_Elect]

Guess that's my sign to get some new shoes

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[svnmag]

Royce looks like Frank Zappa.

 

[You]

Please post your dog's gifts to you here.

Royce whizzed past galwhofishes on the way in the door after a late night potty break the other night.

He ran straight past her back to the bedroom where I was getting settled into bed.



I had shot it that morning and forgot to pick it up. Oops. Good boy in any event.

whole-e-dump This is funny. We've got ears, we've got flesh, we've got one proud lookin poodle, lol. Tell me you put your hand out for ol Royce to drop the prize in?

 

[Bed Wetter]

I wish my dog could bring me presents. Unfortunately yesterday I had a front yard full of neighborhood kids which is prohibitive of my dog fulfilling her natural function.

 

[svnmag]

Those things breeding?

 

[nxtgeneration]

We haven't had anything to bad lately but about 2 months ago we took down the gate going into the basement figuring Nova had been potty trained well enough to be able to roam the house. We have her trained (kind of) to tap some bells hanging by the door when she needs to go out. These bells are hanging directly adjacent to the basement steps. One morning she kind of grazed the bells and as I looked over she darted downstairs. Knowing what she needed I chased after her. When I turned the corner downstairs shes already got me in a stair down while she's taking a dump on the floor. Needless to say she lost her basement privileges. She has regained them now and has yet to try it again.

Saturday Update: Nova has once again lost her basement privileges. But at least she hasn't shit in my shoes yet.

 

[svnmag]

Slim,

Do you believe those chukar partridge you observe around your domicile to be a fragile self sustaining population?

 

[Bed Wetter]

Slim,

Do you believe those chukar partridge you observe around your domicile to be a fragile self sustaining population?

No. It's been suggested that someone's dog training bird got out. It sure isn't very skiddish so I'm inclined to agree. However, there are small populations of Hungarian partridge around south fargo. There's a breeding population of jackrabbits that looks like something out of an Alfred Hitchcock production. I hope they make their way into my neighborhood. The neighbors will be begging for "assistance."

#suburbanbloodlust