Mr Bass: If you "take out the wife and kids" and get caught, you won't need money.
Life in prison includes free food & lodging. Sadly, it also includes far-to-much luxery items also: TV, computers, video games, etc. ....not such a bad life!
Mix 16 oz. of honey with a small bottle of liquid smoke... pour it on a mature tree trunk about 5 feet off the ground and on the sunny side of the tree.