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  1. JayKay

    Worthless

    I had a pet rock that was trained to attack. I held it just so, and would fling it towards my adversary. The innate aggression in the average pet rock would take over, and he'd do the rest.
  2. JayKay

    October 2019 Snowpocalypse

    I like the "Big Wet One", but maybe instead of snowpocalypse, it should just be snow-prolapse.
  3. JayKay

    October 2019 Snowpocalypse

    Well, not EXACTLY true. I once saw a pelican trying to eat a too-big pike. I could be wrong, but it looked like the head was hanging out of it's ass, while the tail was still sticking out of it's mouth. I drove by again later that afternoon, and the bird musta been tired. He was laying down.
  4. JayKay

    Fas-Top Tonneau Cover?

    Do you also keep some men's underwear in there?
  5. JayKay

    Coyotes in town

    X2. I can hear them from my house in S Bismarck. I have little kids. If push came to shove, I'd shoot/shovel/shut up in a heartbeat. In the meantime, maybe they'll clean up some of the loose cats in my neighborhood. Few things piss me off like finding cat tracks on my hood or roof, in my...
  6. JayKay

    Wader recommendations

    I have some 4 mm thick bootfoots, with 1200 grams of thinsulate, for late season and early season wading at Heskett. I wear size 12 shoes, and buy them in size 13. Plenty of room for layers, and heavy socks. Can fish into December. For early fall or into June, I use some stockingfoot...
  7. JayKay

    Fas-Top Tonneau Cover?

    I saw three trucks at Grant Marsh Boat Ramp, parked side-by-side with these toppers on them. They must have liked them.
  8. JayKay

    Warning this is a cut and paste.

    splat. squish squish. Oh no, so this is what it's like..
  9. JayKay

    Warning this is a cut and paste.

    You sure don't want to get rowdy, and rush a fart. You could have a surprise, then vapor-lock, and not be able to burp for a week.
  10. JayKay

    Sak water levels

    Just because this is true, doesn't make me not want to puke. By this time, most of the past 20 years, I was wader fishing to my little hearts content. By mid-October, I'd be expecting to catch decent fish, with the best fishing between Halloween and Thanksgiving. I "waded" last weekend, and...
  11. JayKay

    What are you listening to these days?

    Don't know anything about Alabama Shakes, and it's possible that I don't care - not sure. However greatly it pains me to say this - because I wanna hate him, Post Malone is growing on me a lot. A lot. I think, part of it is I watched him in an interview, and he's pretty self-deprecating...
  12. JayKay

    More bailouts?

    Two places at which to appease your righteous hunger. Noodlezip, and EatThai Café. Both are top-notch. - - - Updated - - - What does it have to do with angling? NodakANGLER….
  13. JayKay

    Colt Suspending Production of AR-15's for civilians

    What!? The media sensationalizing something, to sell airtime and newspapers?! Clickbait? Nah, that's preposterous. Our "news" industry would never stoop to such a low. They must expect us to be a bunch of old ladies, to bat THAT ball back and forth. Notice the quotes around the word...
  14. JayKay

    Wife’s 2019 Bull Moose - Bow Kill

    That may be the best hunting story I've ever read, and I don't even hunt! What a time that must have been. Lucky for you, she dropped him, or we may have been reading your obituary. Good job, to you both!!
  15. JayKay

    What is it

    10-4 I see the resemblance too, to hemp. I think though, the placement and qty of leaves per bunch, is off. I always thought hemp had 5 leaves per bunch.
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    state record walleye

    If I had caught this fish fair and square, I'd fight it to the ends of the earth (if/once I'd made the claim). I mean, to the ends of my wallet. However, I bet he wishes to God that he never made a claim for the state record, fair hooked or not. A lesson for me for sure. I won't/don't...
  17. JayKay

    Where to find Burbot near Bismarck?

    they used to be "common" in the tailrace, about 60 miles north of Bismarck. Then, for the past 20 or so years, they've been scarce. I understand that they're making a comeback, but I haven't caught one in years. They're also known around these parts, as Ling, and Eelpout.
  18. JayKay

    Wife needs help. Need ideas

    You just like saying "shag". I bet, in a perfect day, you'd also use the word "drapes".
  19. JayKay

    Stizo :)

    I thought it was spelled "ghe"..
  20. JayKay

    Blackstone

    At one point in my life, I worked at a Bonanza, grilling steaks and frying various vittles. The griddle that we had cleaned up nicely with one of those pumice bricks. But it was a chore getting in the corners and all the way to the edges. and after, you had to get the gritty oily pumice-y...

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