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  1. JayKay

    Do you Snapchat?

    I'm only funnin' with ya. Wasn't it you that once said something to the effect of "..in a blatant attempt at covering up.."
  2. JayKay

    Do you Snapchat?

    I'm sorry Apres, I probably set the jokey tone on this thread. Didn't mean to. I get it that all of these social media forms are legit. I will suck it up and use whatever my kids use. I thought email was dumb once too. Taht and cell phones were for people with little dicks and sparkly boats.
  3. JayKay

    Do you Snapchat?

    No snapchat. I'm just now learning to type with my shoes on.
  4. JayKay

    North and South Dakota

    You must be exhausted..
  5. JayKay

    Favorite walleye plastics?

    That C4 is past it's prime. 18 years old. Sweaty.. Plastics in green and orange seem to fool a fish every now and again.
  6. JayKay

    Where were you born?

    Yes, but where? Middle-earth? - - - Updated - - - Minot. Simply the most self-deprecating place in the world, outside of Canada (sorry, eh?). Minot's slogan is: A shrug while muttering "why not?". Spent most of my time in Minot riding bike and catching frogs and salamanders. I was a...
  7. JayKay

    Boat ownership sucks

    Agreed. I have a DVD/CD/Bluray player that is at least 10 years old, and I have not updated it once. It used to ask me. Now I think it just gave up. Said "why even bother asking". The mfr SHOULD have their stuff working, when they sell it. For the same reason, I don't buy extended...
  8. JayKay

    Where the F*** is Vollmer?

    spelt it wrong. .. . it's guvmint.
  9. JayKay

    Sunnies

    Those crappie nibbles look pretty good, but I'd go broke. I bet I could eat a whole jar in a few minutes. - - - Updated - - - It wouldn't kill a guy to have a spare. One to keep on the shelf, just in case. - - - Updated - - - And once again, it's 9:00 AM, and I realize that until a few...
  10. JayKay

    Bismarck Water

    Oh how I wish I could do this. The water table is probably only down 8 ft where I live, but... Honestly, it's too bad that we can't get non-potable water for sprinkling and washing vehicles. Too bad that the water we use for those purposes, goes right back down the storm drain and into the...
  11. JayKay

    Bismarck Water

    I water in the middle of the night. Nobody will ever be able to tell. Umm, how come your lawn is the only green one within 30 clicks? The REAL question is: Is this drought going to be tough on my fledgling vole population? I don't want to stress my little buddies...
  12. JayKay

    Boat ownership sucks

    You better believe I'd fish or boat without electronics. On the Missouri River. The electronics don't tell you what's in front of you. Only what's beneath you. And GPS is neat, but not absolutely necessary. If you're unsure, slow down. It's pretty easy. I spent many years in my late...
  13. JayKay

    What are your plans for ice season 2018?

    Honestly, after the heat and dry and wind these past few days, I'm ready for fall!! You're right, thoughts of winter do help me when it's 95+. I suffer in the heat. Makes me whinier than normal.
  14. JayKay

    Boat ownership sucks

    I would put the boat back on the trailer if it was sinking. But then I'd go shore-fish.
  15. JayKay

    Bad motorcycle wreck

    Sunday afternoon saw guys riding wheelies on Washington Street in Bismarck. middle of the day. Hot, lots of traffic. not smart. Not to be a hypocrite, because I've done it too, but when a bike and car collide, it's bad. The bike loses, no matter who is at fault. You can be "in the...
  16. JayKay

    Mc Bass

    I caught a big carp off of the wingwalls once, on a piece of crab salad from a sammich.
  17. JayKay

    Definition of "Giant" and "Monster"???

    27" walleye is nothing to sneeze at, regardless of where it came from. I think sometimes the pecker-wagging on this site and others, convinces us that 27" is "average". We're all liars, but I've fished Sak and DL a lot over the past four decades, and while I've caught fish that big, and...
  18. JayKay

    Definition of "Giant" and "Monster"???

    My name is James. I've whispered a thing or two to some fat girls. I ain't proud. Truthfully, regardless of the fish, or whether or not it's the first fish of the day, I usually say (when setting the hook) "That's a better fish".
  19. JayKay

    School is Out

    The best thing to do Eric, would have been for you to stuff your digit up your own nose. Stop Rhett from being such a spotlight-stealer. Of course, then America could see where he gets it from...
  20. JayKay

    A lost fisherman on the Missouri river

    This is terrible, no matter what. All the moreso, given that they still haven't found the guy. Prayers to the family.

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