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  1. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    "How about we trade a trip?"
  2. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    A nurse at a wedding dance gave me a Viagra once. I wish I would have had that anvil after the task was complete.
  3. Captain Ahab

    Ye All do nuttin stupid

    I've been trying to get Christian Slater drunk, but light beer won't let me. Have a good one gentlemen.
  4. Captain Ahab

    Gold rush

    [/color] lol!
  5. Captain Ahab

    Happy New Year All

    Have a great one Shorty.
  6. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    "Because you'd be in jail"
  7. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    Confucius says: "Man who cut pocket feel cocky" - - - Updated - - - "I was at the gym today and asked a beautiful gal what she was going to do for 2017. She told me fu** you." So I am looking forward to next year.
  8. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    "Nean Delson"
  9. Captain Ahab

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    I'll start. Confucius says: "Man with athlete's finger make bra jump"
  10. Captain Ahab

    Gold rush

    The Hoffman crew is like watching a drunk Irishman trying to beat himself out of a wet paper bag. - - - Updated - - - Parker is the only guy worth a shit on that show. At least he has enough time to wise up and do something productive.
  11. Captain Ahab

    What is this guy?

    Your wife's lover.
  12. Captain Ahab

    Rousey knocked out

    I can't help but like her either. She got knocked down several pegs after I saw her taste in men, though.
  13. Captain Ahab

    Rousey knocked out

    I would knock her into next week if I wanted to. I only had one real fight in my life and I had to talk to the cops afterwards(college days)(he claimed assault, but he came after me first)(witnesses are good). After I put 3 eggs on his forehead and a black eye, I swore that crap off. Somebody...
  14. Captain Ahab

    Rousey knocked out

    Rhonda is not a top notch striker. She made a mistake going against Holm and she Made another mistake going against Nunes. She should have waited for a grappler to have the title and then took it from her. Dumb - - - Updated - - - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuQes4-KPo
  15. Captain Ahab

    Rousey knocked out

    I bet two women $20 bucks each that it wouldn't last 2 rounds. If they weren't women, I would have won $200. I would step into the ring with Rousey, but I would not step in with Nunes. That chick is batshit crazy.
  16. Captain Ahab

    Help with Auger Choice

    My 42v Ice Gator with an 8 inch Nils is around 25-26 pounds. The shaft on the 8 inch power point is about 6 inches longer than a normal auger though. It avoids needing an extension most of the time.
  17. Captain Ahab

    Minnkota Ulterra

    Easy when your made of Busch Light and muscle whilst wearing your Miami Vice textiles.
  18. Captain Ahab

    Minnkota Ulterra

    You have to run it through a Humminbird unit. You can download it from Minn-kota's web site depending on your serial #. I would call Minn-kota/Johnson outdoors first. - - - Updated - - - Can't be all bad.
  19. Captain Ahab

    Minnkota Ulterra

    The spot lock on my V2 is pretty good. The spot lock on my Terrova was junk at first, but improved a lot with the software upgrade.
  20. Captain Ahab

    Have you ever?

    Ah, yes, the legendary shart has given me the sneak attack a time or two in my day. Probably one of the few reasons underwear disappear before they get holes in them. - - - Updated - - - It seams the more you enjoy beer, the more often the shart fairy makes a visit.

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