Man,getting old sucks....the mind get's us old timer's in trouble all the time.
Last summer my old age hit me in the nads big time,local saloon I warm a stool on once a week had a hot large breasted 30 something gal coming in on a regular basis,all friendly,touchy feely type gal,my little feller "mofo" kept telling me "go for it,finally she invited me over to her house for sunday football and good eats,ole snow jumped on the offer,even took a sunday mornin shower...then it happened,hot large breasted 30 something chick introduced me to her 60 something,ugly,nasty lonely mother...yup old age hit me upside the head that fateful day.