Getting old when????????

[LBrandt]

The lid on the pickel jar wins.;:;banghead;:;banghead LB

 

[Vollmer]

40 hit me like a ton of bricks. I went from running around like a 20 year old on the basketball court to feeling 80 overnight.

 

[CatDaddy]

......the ache in your knees reflects the temperature outside.

 

[Captain Ahab]

A good poop brightens your day.

A good night's sleep is more important than most anything.

Your eyebrows turn into runaway hedges and your ears start sprouting hair like a freshly planted wheat field.

Farts turn into a game of Russian Roulette.

You have t-shirts older than the in-coming college freshmen.

 

[3Roosters]

Happy hour doubles as last call

 

[Captain Ahab]

Accidentally sitting on your nuts becomes a thing.

 

[deleted___account]

You have to sell your boat because your back is shot.

 

[svnmag]

When a college campus looks filled with middle schoolers.

 

[CatDaddy]

....The "Meta" refers to a fiber-filled wafer cookie

 

[KDM]

The music you danced to at your senior prom is played regularly on the "Oldies" radio station.

 

[svnmag]

Dancing?...like a damsel fly or maribou jig?

 

[Prairie Doggin']

You make "the noise" every time you get out of a chair.

You're not sure what age you get tired every time you eat, you just know you are there.

 

[pointer]

Apparently thinking girls with a lot of tattoos is not sexy at all

 

[LBrandt]

When you wake up a 3am just to check your NDA account and then pee before you go back to bed. LB

 

[ndfinfan]

Getting up and down on your truck tailgate requires Mission Impossible like planning and execution.

 

[Boone Caudill]

When "if it works, it hurts".

 

[sl1000794]

When you fall down on the football field and have to crawl to the goal post to get up!!!

 

[RPNLPS]

Your getting busy with your woman and all that comes out is a poof of dust!

 

[snow1]

Man,getting old sucks....the mind get's us old timer's in trouble all the time.

Last summer my old age hit me in the nads big time,local saloon I warm a stool on once a week had a hot large breasted 30 something gal coming in on a regular basis,all friendly,touchy feely type gal,my little feller "mofo" kept telling me "go for it,finally she invited me over to her house for sunday football and good eats,ole snow jumped on the offer,even took a sunday mornin shower...then it happened,hot large breasted 30 something chick introduced me to her 60 something,ugly,nasty lonely mother...yup old age hit me upside the head that fateful day.

 

[Lycanthrope]

ED, not me, but there are a few guys I know around my age who are taking pills already! YIKES. When the willy quits working, might as well call it quits...