LOL, that was funny.
On a serious note, we see a lot of slumps in ND. There were some that closed Highway 22 down by the Lost Bridge in the 2010's (I forget which exact years but I vaguely remember it happening twice), we have River Road here in Bismarck that is problematic, Univ of Mary hill is falling down into Apple Creek, a neighborhood (ok, a few houses) are slowly but surely falling into Hay Creek in northern Bismarck. Last time I was out elk hunting in the Badlands (2011), I ran into several major slumps where trying to stay on trail when the trees are all at 60 degrees was a real bitch (maybe along Frank's creek?), and I don't remember the exact location but back in the 90's there was a major slump/land slide up NW(?) of Grand Forks. We even have a decent sized one on our land by New Town.
Yeah, we aren't as stable as a person is often led to believe. Most often it is because of water, but sometimes it is human caused, and even then water usually plays a significant role.