Not gonna lie. When I start getting monkey butted in the boat after wearing under wear, I just pat some Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder on my tushy and go commando. All is well in my southern hemisphere after one treatment!
It feels good to know I aint the only one who needs periodic re-wipes...
Yeah, everybody but you and Sub_Elect are virgins, apparently. I suppose you have silent farts too...
LOL
Not since i gained weight, sounds like someone blowin bubbles in a jar of mayonaise.
I just wear the same underwear all summer... saves space in the drawer and extra scent for my bait
Not since i gained weight, sounds like someone blowin bubbles in a jar of mayonaise.
I won't lie, my butt trumpet can hit every note a tushy cannon can make. From a fart that sounds like squeeling car tires (after eating a pound of cheese curds) to dinosaur rumbles (when my turd sorter has gone full wobble)! Gay, virgin or whatever, I think it's incredibly amusing much to the dismay of those around me.Yeah, everybody but you and Sub_Elect are virgins, apparently. I suppose you have silent farts too...
LOL
I won't lie, my butt trumped can hit every note a tushy cannon can make. From a fart that sounds like squeeling car tires (after eating a pound of cheese curds) to dinosaur rumbles (when my turd sorter has gone full wobble)! Gay, virgin or whatever, I think it's incredibly amusing much to the dismay of those around me.