Boat names

[NodakBuckeye]

Saw one in upstate New York named "fckerfloats"

 

[Journey]

This is my favorite

 

[NM 24]

Sick Bed.

So you can tell your boss you can't come to work because you are in your...

 

[ORCUS DEMENS]

Knew a guy named his boat Dances With Sheep, Another freind has a trimeran called Running With Scissors

 

[jtillman]

"Feeling Nauti" has always been one of my favorites.

 

[Tikka280ai]

Now that I got a boat I'm thinking "dirty hooker" may be the future name of it.

 

[Ericb]

Wet Dreams

 

[Rowdie]

Bath Tub is my boats name. For obvious reasons.

 

[ccarver80]

DIONYUS - Greek god of wine and ritual love making;:;bowdown

 

[love2hunt]

Cousin named mine a few years back the SS. Stinky Fist..... a few to many beers and a few to many hours in the sun and the name stuck.

 

[martinslanding]

A couple that I really like:
E-fish’n-C
Still Jerkin
Hairy Clam
The Damnation of The Eel

 

[SDMF]

Bath Tub is my boats name. For obvious reasons.

I think I talked to you @ the mouth of the C-Ball back in March.

 

[Allen]

I think I'll put Curse Bucket on mine when the kids get older. They'll understand...

 

[svnmag]

One fine afternoon in Ga, Pard and I were loading up the un-named boat in prep for a slaying at Reed Bingham. He had to get something out of his apartment and came back shaking his head in defeat and disgust.

"What's the deal man?" I asked; worried we weren't going. "I don't know why she has to be a gd bitch all the time." he replied in a deflated, sorrowful manner. "What the hell?!" said I: "She was friendly with me all damn morning." "Well, you just named the damn boat!" and off we went.

The Friendly Bitch was christened off a point with two bottles of Michelob (heavy) and to this very day I could take you over the spot where the two bottles lay.
- - - Updated - - -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4AbGLPB8_E

 

[Finaddict]

Salmon charter in Duluth "Happy Hooker", Huge almost ocean going rig on Lake Minnetonka (old timer at the helm, waving bikini babe on the bow "In Your Face"

 

[Rowdie]

I think I talked to you @ the mouth of the C-Ball back in March.

That was me. I had a 1979 fish n ski Glasstron that did the job well for 6 years, but the lower unit went out 5 years ago. It needed a ton of cosmetic work, just didn't want to put any money into it. Sold it yesterday. Put a brand new 15 hp Yamaha 4 stoke on the Bath Tub 2 years ago and use it all the time. Get all kinds of looks on the water. The Bath Tub has been my back-up/small lake/ boat since the mid 90's.

 

[svnmag]

I guess proper identification of "Friendly Bitch" violates someone's parameter of vagination. (Remember where you first saw/heard that)

 

[svnmag]

I was mocking the site settings not the mods.

 

[Rizzo]

The Mistress

I spend more time in it than in my wife.
I buy it new gifts 2 times a month.
I wait for the wife to go to bed and sneak out into the garage and get in her until the wee hours of the morning then sneak into bed.
I take her out and get her wet often.
I give her only the finest to drink.
With all the big winds she gets rode hard, and when I'm through with her and want a new model someone else can have my sloppy seconds.

 

[Vollmers]

Since my boat stays at Devils Lake all summer & my preferred style of fishing is pitching/casting my kids came up with "pitch perfect".

- - - Updated - - -

I think I was with?

I think I talked to you @ the mouth of the C-Ball back in March.