Disappointment

[wjschmaltz]

At about 2am Saturday, I woke to some banging coming from my front door/garage area. I jumped out of bed with excitement like a child who just heard Santa! “The ANTIFA are finally here” I squealed in delight as I grabbed my EDC and tac light from the lock box next to the bed. I could hardly control my excitement as I worked through my house with the pistol and light at the ready. As the banging continued and the front door came into view, I could see movement outside. So I slowly moved to the picture window next to the front door. Once in position, I turned on the high beams, eager to get the party started. I was expecting to see a green-haired they/them standing there with a trash can lid shield like a deer in the headlights. To my disappointment, it was just a neighborhood youngster eating the jack o lanterns off from front steps. O well, maybe next time. It was good practice anyhow! Tell the wolves I’m home.

 

[guywhofishes]

holy

 

[lunkerslayer]

Very nice story I needed that today

 

[Bed Wetter]

The pictures alone woulda done it but the story was awesome. Well done.

 

[LBrandt]

That was GOOD!!!!!!!!:;:cheers

 

[johnr]

Awesome

 

[Bull Herbie]

That right there is funny! I don't care who you are.

 

[Shockwave]

Very cool. We saw a couple moose while deer hunting over the weekend. I have hunted the same area for over 20 years and never seen a moose in that area.

 

[snow]

LOL very cool,hope he didn't shit all over your front stoop,they tend to leave a mess as a thankyou,midnight munchies...."bar crowd" I take it.

 

[Allen]

Youngster he says, I say BS. That SOB is fully capable of understanding and suffering the consequences of vandalism.

 

[BP338]

That's funny stuff

 

[fj40]

Thanks.

 

[JayKay]

To quote Jim Carrey, channeling Andy Kaufman's character Tony Clifton:

"I may have shit my pants.".

 

[Kurtr]

Holy shot 2020 just keeps on coming now antifa are using moose to fight. We are screwed unless we get the caribou on our side they have numbers

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Excellent and i mean excellent story!
We all needed that for the year we are having.
Those darn juveniles.
Give him a couple years to grow, then go out and drop him.

 

[Mr. Stevenson]

Is that the "thumbs up" record?

 

[Ristorapper]

Were you awoke from a deep sleep. How was the heart rate walking through the house? good story!!

 

[snow]

Good thing he didn't see his reflection of himself from your front door,he might of squared off with it,looks like this guy is a darn good sized "shiras" moose,great story and cool encounter.

 

[Redmist]

Thanks I needed that this morning still chuckling!

 

[eseamands]

Thanks for the laugh Wild Bill