admitting you are an asshole is the first step in solving the problem....
When someone posts a question of this type, I try to assume they are not an idiot but looking for insight about hidden costs, what is included, surprises or alternatives.
There's no problem to solve WormWiggler, I've always been an asshole and that'll probably never change!
I've never stayed at a KOA, couldn't speak a word about them or their fee's. But I am glad you see the best in people and the second and third order of effects to their questions