Love Notes from Lunker

[Brian Renville]

Haha that's ballsy. My old man woulda marched up there and raised hell. Once for selling me beer and twice for risking the shutdown of another place where he could get beer.

 

[Fritz the Cat]

I went to the pharmacist and asked if he had something for hiccups. Without warning he slapped me across the face. I said, "hey, what was that for?" He replied, "do you still have hiccups?"

Angry mad answered no, but then I pointed at the feller next in line and whispered, "Lunkerslayer has hiccups too."

 

[tikkalover]

I want everyone to say penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina ;:;rofl !! :;:sorry I'm watching Varsity Blues on TV, and couldn't resist! ;:;popcorn ;:;boozer

 

[Brian Renville]

I want everyone to say penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina ;:;rofl !! :;:sorry I'm watching Varsity Blues on TV, and couldn't resist! ;:;popcorn ;:;boozer

Pedro

 

[Obi-Wan]

When we were kids a buddies older brother was a cop in a small SW ND town and when he would come home to visit we would get him to buy us beer this went on until he moved back to his home town and took a job as a deputy there and another deputy stopped me and confiscated the beer he bought me

 

[dean nelson]

Dean,

why is there a battery in your living room?

Sincerely,

dirtymike

I was using it well working with the helix7 that's sitting right behind the big spinner holder. It's an old battery that no longer up for running the boat but works well when I want to look up the contours of a lake or to see if I programed the mapping chip correctly.

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Pedro

Purple headed yogurt slinger

 

[svnmag]

What a time to be alive.

Hilarious!

 

[Hornhunter]

So lunker is sakangler then right?

 

[svnmag]

George is the best

I know I'll get little mercy and much petty "How does it feel Svn?": Is this just dry and hilarious or is there something more?

 

[YATYAS]

I can't believe what I'm reading. Very very sad, speaks miles of ones true inner character. Who takes the time out of their life to engage in such petty activities? You all should be embarrassed. Take the bad from this and turn it into something good. Hopefully all can move on and never repeat the process of what took place. I could see it coming from adolescents, but not the people of NDA, especially adults. Please take a moment to reflect on the situation and realize how silly it all is. Slap hands, move on and let's not ruin this damn site. You all should hold yourself at a higher level of self respect, and that will only start once you realize wtf happened and how goddam dumb it was.

I agree 100%. I was not very familiar with how this rep stuff works or even how to check if you receive these reps. After reading this thread I started digging around and found that someone anonymously gave me a negative rep for disagreeing with them about the collapse of Mille Lacs Lake. I was even called "another native shit head". Only two people recently visited my profile page so I am pretty sure who it was. I have pretty thick skin and it doesn't bother me so this is me "slapping hands" and saying no hard feelings. Me wishing you good luck with your lake was sincere.

 

[svnmag]

I just plopped two memphis rubbed mustard/molasses slathered butts into the Bradley for a 14 hour tour... A fourteeeen hour touuur.

I'd volunteer but 14hrs seems excessive.

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The collective thought everyone is thinking.........

NEGATIVE!! This is lively reading!

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Good deal. I've done it myself. Sometimes it's a blessing to have a moment of clarity.

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I can't believe what I'm reading. Very very sad, speaks miles of ones true inner character. Who takes the time out of their life to engage in such petty activities? You all should be embarrassed. Take the bad from this and turn it into something good. Hopefully all can move on and never repeat the process of what took place. I could see it coming from adolescents, but not the people of NDA, especially adults. Please take a moment to reflect on the situation and realize how silly it all is. Slap hands, move on and let's not ruin this damn site. You all should hold yourself at a higher level of self respect, and that will only start once you realize wtf happened and how goddam dumb it was.

I'm not not embarrassed and strangely unapologetic in this micro-cyberworld?...I've tried some; still your admonishment doesn't add to my shame.

Back in the Farce I was engaged in a decently intense brawl with a liberal "superior" over grammar and punctuation in a honky poleece report. I contacted an English professor on-line who sided with me: Essentially; commas are "lazy" unless itemizing and it's redundant to use punctuation before a conjunction. I was unsure about "still; some" and decided to include the semi-colon.

I lost due to rank even after wasting my own paper and printer ink. While this jackass was in OPS we placed a comma before "and".

FUN FACT: "But" is an eraser. Anything before "but" is negated and the true point is after. It's a standard life/police concept. It's a "go to" tool for politicians and especially difficult to avoid when speaking.

FUN FACT 2: I stole "Fun Fact" from "You" and will continue to use my plunder.

 

[Dad]

Well, think v did this to drum up business and get a good 15 pager going....well played, well played. I am sure hits are through the roof, guessing he drummed up little wind this weekend just keep it going.:;:rockit

 

[svnmag]

These kids have NOTHING on us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lcQaTl0YTc

 

[You]

Well, think v did this to drum up business and get a good 15 pager going....well played, well played. I am sure hits are through the roof, guessing he drummed up little wind this weekend just keep it going.:;:rockit

fun fact: You may or may not be on the payroll....

 

[deleted]

Lunks a Vikes fan........nuff said :;:stirthepot

 

[SDMF]

fun fact: You may or may not be on the payroll....

if there's a payroll for 'Lunk ridicule, a signing bonus and generous guarantee could prompt me to take him off of ignore and help point out the dumbfuckery on a more consistent basis.

 

[Kickemup]

Lunks a Vikes fan........nuff said :;:stirthepot

I find this offensive cause I'm a vikings fan and I'm going to tell. :::

 

[Enslow]

For anyone that has negative rep'd me im totally over it hahah.

 

[luvcatchingbass]

I find this offensive cause I'm a vikings fan and I'm going to tell. :::

Just give a negative rep and maybe that can help speed this to 20 pages;:;popcorn

 

[gst]

20 pages ain't nothin.