The Ringer
"he called you a horse molester" " Did he say which horse?"
Wild Bill
now lets see what happens with the other guys brake pads. You're driving along you're driving along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, I gotta go to the bathroom daddy. Not now damn it TRUCK TIRE eeeerrrrrr I cant stop! Theres a cliff and your family is screaming. oh my god we're burning alive no I cant feel my legs here comes the meat wagon weeuhhh weeuhh medic gets out and says OH MY GOD. new guys in the corner puking his guts out. HURRR HURRR all because you wanted to save a few Pennies