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[SDMF]

I actually think since the U.S thinks it's a great idea to allow refugees without vetting them, we need to start to vet these Newbies. You must answer the following two questions, and your answers will determine if you get to stay or not.

Question #1
Were your born, or have you ever lived/worked in Wisconsin?

Question #2
Do you like boobs and beer?

Bolded in red is exceptionally valid, and deserves to be a part of the registration process. If the answer is yes, a more scrutinized approval process should be in place and membership approved only by 80% majority of the Founding Members.

 

[JayKay]

All this makes my face laugh.

OH, and penis. Said it.

 

[DirtyMike]

Took another couple ice fishing with my wife and I last year. Planned on spending the night in the ice house with a couple meals and plenty of booze. Buddy showed up but was not feeling well the entire time. His biggest worry was shitting in his brand new bibs. He exited the house a dozen times to relieve the gastrointestinal distress. The next morning my father in law came out to punch a few holes around the house and kept asking who had the sick dog.

 

[dust in the wind]

This thread is neat.


Booger (Hi JohnR)

 

[tikkalover]

Welcome, you have to read through a lot of bullshit to understand the people on this site!!;:;rofl :;:howdy ( Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina) :;:muahaha

 

[GSP]

I actually think since the U.S thinks it's a great idea to allow refugees without vetting them, we need to start to vet these Newbies. You must answer the following two questions, and your answers will determine if you get to stay or not.

Question #1
Were your born, or have you ever lived/worked in Wisconsin?

Question #2
Do you like boobs and beer?

Fair questions...

1. Born and raised in North Dakota

2. No such thing as too many of either

 

[H82bogey]

Fair questions...

1. Born and raised in North Dakota Apprpriate response="I am not a stinking sconi"

2. No such thing as too many of either

Not terrible answers, but may have to get approval from founding members on your response to question #1. See red text.

Just kidding. Welcome!!!

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Fair questions...

1. Born and raised in North Dakota

2. No such thing as too many of either

As long as one is cold, the other warm and neither are flat, I agree

 

[Trip McNeely]

one early morning on my way to set decoys I got that horrendous bubbling sensation in my gut. The smell of my farts was that of a gut shot pheasant and I just couldn't gamble with them any longer as they became increasingly more violent. I couldn't make it to the field so I pulled over on hwy 83 at 4 a.m. to do my deed. What ensued was the fastest, most explosive dump I have ever taken. . . I felt so relieved the rest of the ride it brought a tear to my eye. when I got to the field and started setting decoys I couldn't help but notice the livestock yard upwind smelled awefully similar to my farts. I laughed a little inside until the sun came up and I realized I had shit all over my pants. when I got back to my truck I also noticed that I had somehow managed to plaster my chrome step bars on my truck as well. .. I've never had a shit like that before and will go down as maybe one of the most legendary shits west of Jamestown.

 

[Kurtr]

If I remeber right it was johnr who had a buddy shit in the hood of his one piece overalls. It was on fbo when we were going over epic crapping in the field disasters. That one made me spit coffee on my computer.

 

[johnr]

one early morning on my way to set decoys I got that horrendous bubbling sensation in my gut. The smell of my farts was that of a gut shot pheasant and I just couldn't gamble with them any longer as they became increasingly more violent. I couldn't make it to the field so I pulled over on hwy 83 at 4 a.m. to do my deed. What ensued was the fastest, most explosive dump I have ever taken. . . I felt so relieved the rest of the ride it brought a tear to my eye. when I got to the field and started setting decoys I couldn't help but notice the livestock yard upwind smelled awefully similar to my farts. I laughed a little inside until the sun came up and I realized I had shit all over my pants. when I got back to my truck I also noticed that I had somehow managed to plaster my chrome step bars on my truck as well. .. I've never had a shit like that before and will go down as maybe one of the most legendary shits west of Jamestown.

Haha frickin hilarious

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If I remeber right it was johnr who had a buddy shit in the hood of his one piece overalls. It was on fbo when we were going over epic crapping in the field disasters. That one made me spit coffee on my computer.

This tale is one of truth, I will never forget that hilarious day.
I had a guy shart in my boat once too. He shit through his pants and got a little on my other buddies sweatshirt. The other buddy tossed his sweatshirt into the river...haha
Shit stories are the best

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Once while hunting I had used up my supply of paper and a bad case of rot gut; I used snow to clean the 'ol exit. Clean as a whistle I might add and it puckered the colon into submission for the rest of the day.

 

[guywhofishes]

lol

 

[Enslow]

Hahaha

 

[Kickemup]

These stories are great. The other morning I was out for a drive and had to take a edump. Pulled over did the job and got back in my truck. Start driving and see this pickup hauling ass down the gravel behind me. I pull onto an approach to turn around and he wips a u turn right behind me and drives back to where I was park and stops looking for what I was doing needless to say he pulled over and let me pass as he laughed in his pickup. I think he was hoping to chew someone ass that morning.

 

[Fisherman25]

I was on Sak one day and had a bad one brewing. I dumped our fish out of the bucket and went in front of the truck and did my business. I dumped it in w half dug hole, rinsed the bucket and threw the fish back in. That was when I learned that was the single easiest way to get all the fish at the end of the day. They were delecious. :;:huh

 

[Kickemup]

I was on Sak one day and had a bad one brewing. I dumped our fish out of the bucket and went in front of the truck and did my business. I dumped it in w half dug hole, rinsed the bucket and threw the fish back in. That was when I learned that was the single easiest way to get all the fish at the end of the day. They were delecious. :;:huh

I would of given u the fish also. ;:;barf

 

[johnr]

It's like eating mushky

 

[KDM]

When fishing with Fisherman25, bring thine own bucket. Here endeth the lesson.

 

[SDMF]

When fishing with Fisherman25, bring thine own bucket. Here endeth the lesson.

An extree bucket whilst cavorting w/Enslow is also advisable.