Pickup Lines

[Trip McNeely]

hand a girl a stack of cheap fair tickets and say "here are your tickets to pound town" actually worked for me on the mrs. after a night of fair going. and thats how babies are made.

 

[Rut2much]

Did you fart or is that your perfume?

 

[MathewsZman]

 

[luvcatchingbass]

How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size canalloni.

 

[bigv]

Do u wash ur pants in Windex?, Cause I can see myself in them.
U, me, and a friend makes three.
Can u put ur fist in ur mouth?

We used the same in the day but said.."Do you have a mirror in your pants? they say no why and you say.."Cuz I can see myself in them."

 

[gr8outdoors]

The word of the day is "legs", let's go back to my place and spread the word!

 

[raider]

please don't try - but, true story...

was sitting in a bar in missoula mt in the mid 90's... was talking to a nice looking gal a couple of seats away at the bar when a drifter looking guy (pretty common in missoula at the time) came up and sat between us... he orders a drink and turns to her and asks - "have you ever shit your pants?"...

ugh... i left - she left - never saw either of them again...

 

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[Sum1]

please don't try - but, true story...

was sitting in a bar in missoula mt in the mid 90's... was talking to a nice looking gal a couple of seats away at the bar when a drifter looking guy (pretty common in missoula at the time) came up and sat between us... he orders a drink and turns to her and asks - "have you ever shit your pants?"...

ugh... i left - she left - never saw either of them again...

That’s friggen funny stuff!��