Question for dirty mike

[Captain Ahab]

When it comes to a Prius, is the angle of the dangle proportionate to the heat of the meat?

 

[martinslanding]

I believe this thread still has some legs and should be used for all questions DM related…


Like: in your professional opinion as a chiropractor do midgets enjoy butt sex?

 

[huffranger]

used motor oil

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synthetic is preferred I think

A quart of Mobil one is the perfect lube for your AR-15 and the random D & A's that pop up on occasion....

 

[DirtyMike]

we need to consult SDMF.

 

[huffranger]

The anti foaming agents in Mobil one are legendary.......

bet you could dip your gwock in it and it would run perfect for years, with double the cyclic rate.

 

[Sub_Elect]

DM, in your professional opinion, Eff one, marry one, murder one;

Oprah
Kanye West
Martha Stewart

GO!

 

[DirtyMike]

Yeezy dies a slow, painful death. Martha's probably a freak in the sheets. Oprah has cash and is too busy to spend it. I'd have one of them yarcrafts with a 7marine on the back end. Hell, two just for show.

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Now, for my rebuttal, since I've have two no shows already.

Honey Boo Boo's mom
Anyone on The View
Richard Simmons

 

[deleted_account]

we need to consult SDMF.

hes elk hunting and I hate him for it

 

[BrokenBackJack]

It's only going down until after the election. :;:stirthepot

 

[johnr]

If the Prius has been off roading, and real dirty, don't dirtymike it, it hurts

 

[Marbleyes]

Dirty, I shot some pheasants yesterday and am going to make them in a stroganoff. Should I use cream or chicken, cream of mushroom or cream of sum yung guy? Thanks in advance.

 

[Kurtr]

Yeezy dies a slow, painful death. Martha's probably a freak in the sheets. Oprah has cash and is too busy to spend it. I'd have one of them yarcrafts with a 7marine on the back end. Hell, two just for show.

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Now, for my rebuttal, since I've have two no shows already.

Honey Boo Boo's mom
Anyone on The View
Richard Simmons

Honey Boo Boo's mom
Anyone on The View
Richard Simmons

For clarification do you have to pick just one from the view or are all 4 involved?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jenny McCarthy was on The View for a season. I will take that like the soup de jour.

 

[Tommyboy]

What type of lube do the homeless use?

A jar of old mustard