Riddle Me This.....

[1lessdog]

Now I can see why none of you nerds got layed in high-school. Nine pages of nothing.

Why do you guys rub your eyes in the morning??

Because you don't have balls to rub

 

[Prairie Doggin']

10 pages of nothing now. Thanks for doing your part.

 

[3Roosters]

If Politicians, Movie Stars, Pro athletes, etc can have armed security guards/fences/walls to protect their employers, why can't the general public be armed to protect themselves?

 

[Davey Crockett]

I'm related to this person, who is it ?

Brothers and Sisters I have none but that mans Father is my fathers son.

 

[Prairie Doggin']

You're either yourself or Joe Biden

 

[wslayer]

The mans son

 

[svnmag]

Like a Palastinian protest?

I must be misunderstanding your answer. There aren't two dormant switches, they all turn lights on. If you flip them all, they'll all be on and you won't know which switch operates which light.

No. I didn't read the riddle correctly.

 

[CatDaddy]

Umbrella?

You got it! You're up....

 

[CatDaddy]

Now I can see why none of you nerds got layed in high-school. Nine pages of nothing.

Why do you guys rub your eyes in the morning??

Because you don't have balls to rub

Best riddle yet! Is the answer "you're mad because you haven't figured out any of the answers"?

 

[svnmag]

Flip one switch: Have two assistants each flip an identified switch then protest for Palestine: HEY HEY HO HO---MY SUICIDE VEST IS ABOUT TO BLOW.

 

[guywhofishes]

What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?

 

[Prairie Doggin']

I know the answer, but do not have a riddle so will sit quietly.

 

[CatDaddy]

 

[Prairie Doggin']

What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?

Pronunciation changes by capitalizing the first letter.

 

[Prairie Doggin']

He told them to switch camels so they were riding the other brother's camel.

 

[CatDaddy]

He told them to switch camels so they were riding the other brother's camel.

Damn it, I thought I had a good one! @Prairie Doggin' You're up!

 

[Prairie Doggin']

Damn it, I thought I had a good one! @Prairie Doggin' You're up!

It was good. Thought about it a few minutes, thinking about the Arab/camel relationship , but then the answer came to me. I'll try find something to waste the time of us high school need virgins.

 

[Prairie Doggin']

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

 

[CatDaddy]

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

Hotdogs

 

[Prairie Doggin']

That answer is wrong, but somehow surprisingly close. That statement itself (wrong but close) is somewhat of a riddle.