Fort KDM was blanketed in a couple feet of winter filth. Charged in to battle with my ski mask, gloves, and my small but feisty snowblower. I attacked the 4 ft drifts with a vengeance at which point the drifts just laughed and continued to grow right before my eyes. I'd gone for about an hour and had cleared about half the pad in front of the driveway when my neighbor rolled down the driveway with his full sized Volvo front end loader and a full head of steam. THANK GOD for good neighbors with BIG TOYS!!!! It took him about 15 minutes to clear the whole driveway, parking area, and a good portion of the yard. I waved to him as he left and went back into the house. Now I'm sitting in the house somewhat depressed while contemplating my inadequacy and questioning whether or not I should turn in my own man card. Oh well, I think I'll just mix myself a drink in an effort to console myself and peruse the real estate ads for say...................... Florida, Georgia, The Carolinas, Texas, Louisiana, and just about anything SOUTH and WARM!!!!!!!!! Stay safe fellas!!!