that first colocoscopy

[Captain Ahab]

I need to schedule my first one.

Please, have mercy and help me. I've heard first hand horror stories from relatives.

What kind of anesthesia should I try to insist on? I have friends who said they were aware during the deal and felt "rape-like" pain, etc. I do NOT want to experience this.

I am going fishing for the next few days and figured I could be entertained and educated on the matter while fishing. Then, armed with full NDA knowledge, I will return and make my appointment with confidence.

Please commence educating and entertaining me (and others who face this scenario).

[If necessary V, please move this to politics if the purists insist that this not be discussed on NDA. ]

Perhaps you could get a vasectomy and a cornholing at the same time? Might as well kill two birds with that stone.

 

[johnr]

My brother has had a few more then me because of family history of colon cancer. The last time, he told his work crew if anybody wanted to kiss his ass nows the time because it never going to be any cleaner. No takers.;:;barf

haha.

I went on an eating binge after starving myself for 3 days. I had the first one done in Dickinson, and the doctor sent me to Bismarck as one of the polyps was bigger than he could handle, so the scheduled that for the very next day. So I didn't eat the day prior, and drank the juice, had the procedure, and then scheduled another one for the very next day, causing another round of no eating, and drinking the poop juice. Then came the day of the next procedure, and at this point I hadn't eaten for 3 days, and had shit myself dry....haha

We went to Ground Round afterwards, and I had the onion ring tower, a double burger with fries, and a chocolate shake, my wife about puked watching me gorge like John Belushi in animal house.

 

[JayKay]

haha.

I went on an eating binge after starving myself for 3 days. I had the first one done in Dickinson, and the doctor sent me to Bismarck as one of the polyps was bigger than he could handle, so the scheduled that for the very next day. So I didn't eat the day prior, and drank the juice, had the procedure, and then scheduled another one for the very next day, causing another round of no eating, and drinking the poop juice. Then came the day of the next procedure, and at this point I hadn't eaten for 3 days, and had shit myself dry....haha

We went to Ground Round afterwards, and I had the onion ring tower, a double burger with fries, and a chocolate shake, my wife about puked watching me gorge like John Belushi in animal house.

I bet you were so empty, you never saw another hint of that food. Just disappeared. Or did you stop somewhere on the way out of town, maybe the Rolling Hills, and give their plumbing a shock? I hear they got size 12 bore pipes out there.

 

[2400]

I've had 3 , I discovered after the first one that the go-lightly mixed with 4-5 packets of Kool Aid was a little easier going down.

I slept through #1 and #3 but was wide awake for#2. I had gut surgery and about 11' of intestine, appendix, gall bladder and a piece of lower lung removed and a clostomy bag installed. They went thought the hole in my gut instead of up my ass as it was disconnected at the time. I had the 2 hottest gals in the hosp doing the inspection, we talked about fly fishing, shooting all kinds of fun stuff as they shoved the black snake in and looked around.

Just use Kool Aid to flavor the stuff they give you to drink and then go to sleep.

I hope it comes out ok for you.

 

[Captain Ahab]

haha.

I went on an eating binge after starving myself for 3 days. I had the first one done in Dickinson, and the doctor sent me to Bismarck as one of the polyps was bigger than he could handle, so the scheduled that for the very next day. So I didn't eat the day prior, and drank the juice, had the procedure, and then scheduled another one for the very next day, causing another round of no eating, and drinking the poop juice. Then came the day of the next procedure, and at this point I hadn't eaten for 3 days, and had shit myself dry....haha

We went to Ground Round afterwards, and I had the onion ring tower, a double burger with fries, and a chocolate shake, my wife about puked watching me gorge like John Belushi in animal house.

How's that shake diet going?

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BTW Guy, if the doctor has a lisp he will be gentle.

 

[johnr]

How's that shake diet going?

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BTW Guy, if the doctor has a lisp he will be gentle.

I am down 20 lbs, but seem to be stuck there, as I drink to many ice cold Busch lights to counter act the less food calorie intake.

Now on a summer softball league, and we play tues and weds nights, which of course is somewhat of a beer drinking league..haha

My wife is stuck with a larger guy until this league ends..

 

[NM 24]

Ask if they can do a digital exam instead...

 

[camper]

I laid in the procedure room for 1 hour waiting for the big event. Finally I asked a nurse who happened to walk by the reason for the wait and she said they had perforated the colon of the guy scheduled before me and they were attending to him. Made me a little nervous. My wife and I went and ate Mexican food afterwards and then I painted my storage shed. No big deal.

 

[Twitch]

I laid in the procedure room for 1 hour waiting for the big event. Finally I asked a nurse who happened to walk by the reason for the wait and she said they had perforated the colon of the guy scheduled before me and they were attending to him. Made me a little nervous. My wife and I went and ate Mexican food afterwards and then I painted my storage shed. No big deal.

Afterwards you ate mexican and painted your shed is that some kind of euphemism or...:;:

 

[1dogdown]

All I have to eat is Huhot. Clean as a whistle and have plenty of air to bloat my intestines for 'em!

I agree! That place is like eating a plate of Exlax!

 

[Up Y'oars]

I remember laying on the gurney and the IV drip getting squeezed for the 'sleep juice' to go into my system. Next thing I know I open my eyes three hours later and the entire room is cleaned up and the nurses are looking at me. One then says "well, it's about time!" The entire thing felt like 30-secs long.

Don't worry.... their fingers and probes are covered in metal or latex. You don't have to worry about a thing. Your sphincter will be another story, however.

:;:sorry

 

[Yoby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUC_C1zsebk

 

[guywhofishes]

Update: I got my butt cam yesterday and got a clean report. I am thankful!!! Thanks again for advice fellers.

only funny story is from the guy who gave me happy juice. He had it done recently - every person in the dept signed his bumm in permanent marker like they were signing a cast

 

[MathewsZman]

????

 

[LBrandt]

See told yeah. Glad your good to go. No bum intended.

 

[deleted_account]

did you ask them if they could find your dignity while they were up there?

 

[SDMF]

 

[RNinND]

I've had one in my early 40s. After you drink your gallon of prep don't venture too far from the toilet. It can come on quickly. My biggest tip would be to apply Vaseline to your exit hole prior to finishing your prep. There's going to be a lot of material moving through that area and mine got very sore (wish I'd known this prior to mine). I received Versed which knocked me out, next thing I knew I was in the car getting a ride home. It's not fun but really not that bad.

 

[KDM]

That snap of a rubber glove is definitely in my top ten "Worst Sounds" along with the sound of a dentist drill, the little "crack" of a bullet going by my head, and "Honey, we have to talk".

 

[Captain Ahab]

No Jimmy Hoffa? Scratch one more off the list.

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