The Chuck Norris Of Chuck Norris Fact Lists

[lunkerslayer]

If this list had a beard, it'd have a fist behind it.

[h=2]1.[/h]Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


[h=2]2.[/h]Chuck Norris is incapable of having a heart attack. His heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.


[h=2]3.[/h]Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Behold, the first giraffe was born.


[h=2]4.[/h]Chuck Norris was the first human to visit Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.


[h=2]5.[/h]Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.


[h=2]6.[/h]Not only can Chuck Norris walk on water -- He can swim on land.


[h=2]7.[/h]Chuck Norris died in 1992. Death is just afraid to tell him.


[h=2]8.[/h]Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.


[h=2]9.[/h]When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.


[h=2]10.[/h]Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club.

 

[wby257]

Chuck Norris never heard of Her

 

[DerHornen]

Chuck Norris was actually a competent fighter. John Wayne had a fantastic public persona, but he was a paper tiger.

The real tough guy has always been Ditka.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Chuck might be tough but Clint would outsmart him 5 times before breakfast.

 

[Kurtr]

memes and all are funny but Chuck was the real deal not just movie stuff

Norris was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allen Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. By 1967 Norris had improved enough that he scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. Norris would be a two time winner at S. Henry Cho's All American Championship.[SUP][15][/SUP] In early 1968, Norris suffered the tenth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[SUP][10][/SUP] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt magazine.
Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[SUP][16][/SUP] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.

 

[sweeney]

I feel there shouldn't be a ranking system for toughness, read it and weep.

 

[lunkerslayer]

 

[johnr]

how does chuck feel about slot limits is the question

 

[Allen]

Chuck might be tough but Clint would outsquint him 5 times before breakfast.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[lunkerslayer]

how does chuck feel about slot limits is the question

Chuck will drop kick anyone who doesn't know how to properly hold those big piggy eyeballs " kung-fu lambasting" but as far as slots Chuck doesn't gamble.

 

[lunkerslayer]

 

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[DerHornen]

Ninjas are where it's at. Check this out
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

[lunkerslayer]

 

[Davey Crockett]

I beat Chuck Norris up almost every day, I have a hard time sleeping.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I beat Chuck Norris up almost every day, I have a hard time sleeping.

That is a clever name for your penis.

 

[Davey Crockett]

With a good tail wind, Chuck norris can spit in the ocean.



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[lunkerslayer]

 

[lunkerslayer]

Chuck Norris says never cry shitwolf

 

[Brian Renville]

Chuck Norris has been done before. He's got nothing on Brasky.