This Happened to Me

[watson]

This one time, at band camp.....

 

[LBrandt]

Ex wife, Ex girlfriend, and current girlfriend took to compairing notes out side a local bar during a street dance. If someone would have handed me a gun I would have shot myself right there to end the pain.;:;boozer

 

[Sluggo]

Ex wife, Ex girlfriend, and current girlfriend took to compairing notes out side a local bar during a street dance. If someone would have handed me a gun I would have shot myself right there to end the pain.;:;boozer

"Hunting/Fishing related...……" - sounds like you live in too small of a town or are dating 1 family.

 

[guywhofishes]

I'm pretty sure underwear companies are hauling trailer loads of beavers into the state and dumping them in order to bolster sales.

 

[LBrandt]

OK Hunting. I am hunting elk in the Bob Marshall Wild in Montana in an area known to have grizzly bear. I am headed back to our forward camp about dusk. Coming down a steep slope covered with Aspen trees when I hear the sound of a cub bear bawl. I have watched enough TV shows and been to enough zoos to know. Hair stands up on my neck like porky quills and I cant place where sound is coming from but sounds like right on top of me. With my under powered 270 in one hand and my 44 mag in the other I go forward one little step at a time. I am sweating blood about this time. Then the sound is right above me and I look up and see two aspen branches slowly swaying in the evening wind and that is where the sound of baby bear is coming from. I have never been so relived in all my life. Didnt take me long to get back to camp after that.

 

[JayKay]

I'm pretty sure underwear companies are hauling trailer loads of beavers into the state and dumping them in order to bolster sales.

Underwear companies are nefarious like that.

 

[guywhofishes]

OK Hunting. I am hunting elk in the Bob Marshall Wild in Montana in an area knowen to have grizzly bear. I am headed back to our forward camp about dusk. Coming down a steep slope covered with Aspen trees when I hear the sound of a cub bear bawl. I have watched enough TV shows and been to enough zoos to know. Hair stands up on my neck like porky quills and I cant place where sound is coming from but sounds like right on top of me. With my under powered 270 in one hand and my 44 mag in the other I go forward one little step at a time. I am sweating blood about this time. Then the sound is right above me and I look up and see two aspen branches slowly swaying in the evening wind and that is where the sound of baby bear is comming from. I have never been so relived in all my life. Didnt take me long to get back to camp after that.

The work of a nefarious underwear company once again I reckon.

 

[Rowdie]

But what "HAPPENED TO HIM?".....Still trying to figure out if that Northern bit his face off or something??

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I know catching a pig Northern is a great time and all but, I usually catch a few a year trolling cranks on Oahe, not sure I could have took a selfie like that though. Maybe with my new boat I'll figure out a way, doubt it though

 

[Sluggo]

But what "HAPPENED TO HIM?".....Still trying to figure out if that Northern bit his face off or something??
I know catching a pig Northern is a great time and all but, I usually catch a few a year trolling cranks on Oahe, not sure I could have took a selfie like that though. Maybe with my new boat I'll figure out a way, doubt it though

Technically you are correct, nothing “happened” to me. I was just trying to encourage everyone to post little outdoors related stories because I think we all enjoy hearing them. So often people post a pic with no words and I always wonder what the story was.

 

[gr8outdoors]

Didn't happen to me, but years ago one of my dad's friends was deer hunting with us and decided to go look o er the Cut bank, which was from top to bottom blown in with tumble weeds. He was ok until he took one more step and the tumble weeds didn't support his weight. 30 feet straight down head first. Was the damndest thing I ever experienced. After pissing ourselves with laughter, we went down n dug him out. He never even dropped his rifle. A few scrapes and hurt pride was all he got

Same guy looking over the same cut bank a few years later walked to the edge and deer started running. He takes a shot, and not paying attention to the power lines that run down the steep slope, bang. Power outage. That was an expensive day for him, being on a Sunday and had to make a service call!

 

[WormWiggler]

wish I would have read the "hunting and fishing" part before I dug up my footage of last trip abroad, it was a doozy

https://youtu.be/vwVtydpE8Ps