Midget from Texas
A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch
area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he'd have a look, so the
midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm.." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and he reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor asked, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc! Geez, I didn't feel a thing!!! What the heck did you do?"
The doctor replied,
"I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."
A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch
area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he'd have a look, so the
midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm.." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and he reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor asked, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc! Geez, I didn't feel a thing!!! What the heck did you do?"
The doctor replied,
"I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."