Unexpected "Icks"

[LBrandt]

Cheetoes with pepper only to find that the pepper was those little tiny sugar ants that took to like cheese. Have no clue on how many I injested before I seen movement. Gut still itches sometimes just thinking about it.

 

[Lapper]

Up in the boundary waters in high school. Our trip guide rolled out of his tent and grabbed the plastic milk jug we used for making koolaid at dinner the night before and takes a long pull, that is until the drowned mouse hit his mouth. He didn’t make it 10 steps before hurling!

 

[Account Deleted]

Pulling a calf. That I later figured had been dead for probably about three days.

 

[Twitch]

Jesus, how do you guys sleep at night. None of this stuff happened to me and I’m afraid to shut my eyes;:;rofl

 

[Account Deleted]

Not well. Different matter all together.

 

[Ericb]

Yellow jackets swimming in a beer. Tongue swelled wife thought I was going to die.

 

[SDMF]

Winning a Savage bolt action rifle would probably fall into this category as well.

 

[deleted member]

The fish in a can looks good. What's wrong with it?

 

[BBQBluesMan]

The fish in a can looks good. What's wrong with it?

 

[huffranger]

Working in a remote oilfield for 17 years has tough me to always take a good look and a sniff out of the milk container before drinking.

Getting hit on the lip with chunks will learn you up really quick.....

 

[Kickemup]

Green belly on a yote after it’s been dead for about 3 days. Getting sprayed in the face with yote piss when skinning. Yes it’s happened twice one of the worst things I’ve ever smelled.

 

[Ericb]

Winning a Savage bolt action rifle would probably fall into this category as well.

That's a neg rep worthy comment.

 

[Reprobait]

Working in a remote oilfield for 17 years has tough me to always take a good look and a sniff out of the milk container before drinking.

Getting hit on the lip with chunks will learn you up really quick.....

Happened a couple of times with chocolate milk from the convenience store. Took a nice big chug and ..............

 

[deleted]

Going into the outdoor crapper after the first night of heavy drinking when ice fishing at LOW and find that a couple of the 300 pound guys have already whooshed the bucket that morning.

 

[JMF]

Green belly on a yote after it’s been dead for about 3 days. Getting sprayed in the face with yote piss when skinning. Yes it’s happened twice one of the worst things I’ve ever smelled.

Put up enough of them and the green belly doesn't bother you anymore.

 

[JayKay]

Years ago, went to Rock'n The Hills up in Bottineau. Riding up with friends. Hit every bar on the way. Get to Bottineau, and suddenly I've got the grip. I gotta go now. Thank God there's a gas station up ahead on the corner.

Pile out and get in line to use the bathroom. Finally my turn, I hop in on one leg, and the toilet is plugged, and full to overflowing. Crap stacked higher than the toilet seat. Nothing to do but hover and stack.

 

[guywhofishes]

Put up enough of them and the green belly doesn't bother you anymore.

this is true - I got accustomed to it after one or two actually

BUT - every fart for the next two weeks smells the same "green"

why is that?!!!

 

[Jigaman]

this is true - I got accustomed to it after one or two actually

BUT - every fart for the next two weeks smells the same "green"

why is that?!!!

I always thought that my farts always smelled like what ever wild game I had recently gutted (duck, pheasant, deer, etc.)

 

[gst]

Pulling a calf. That I later figured had been dead for probably about three days.

Had to go help and old fella out once for this. Told me she had been strainng for a couple days and then had qit the last 3 till he saw a tail sticking out. Ended up cutting the calf up with a wire saw to get it out...........;:;barf

 

[JMF]

this is true - I got accustomed to it after one or two actually

BUT - every fart for the next two weeks smells the same "green"

why is that?!!!

I'm pretty sure they'd charge me with manslaughter if I dutch ovened the wife after skinning coyotes.