Unexpected "Icks"

[LBrandt]

That's why you never tag until the lift into the pickup box,

 

[Davy Crockett]

I used to like frozen spicy chicken wings till I bit into a BAD one. Ishta haven't eaten one since, It was that bad.

 

[bigv]

Back in my sinful days me the boys would go down to the local well and would chew like rats and drink like pirates on shore leave. There have been many a times that i'd be sitting with two bottles in my hands. One for drinkin and one for spittin. Sooner or later they'd get about even. I would also proceed to get cracked! Took many of wrong swigs! Can still feel and taste that warm goo going down the pipe.

 

[huntinforfish]

Reaching for something in a hard to reach place and finding a moist spot.
Chew spit for sure.
Had a terrible experience gutting my second deer... feces and gut contents galore.
My wife drinks weird flavored waters sometimes and an gulp of that without knowing causes dry heaves.
A buddy's silent killer while packed in a truck cab.
Shaking some ones overly warm sweaty, soft hand.

 

[Jigaman]

used to be allergic to deer really bad like i wore a dust mask and still could not breath for a while if around it. Got done gutting a deer out west river jumped in the pick up and started down the high way having trouble breathing and hacking big ass lugees. I grabbed the water bottle bad thing is it happened to be the one that me and my buddy both spit in. Him skoal mint and me good ol coppenhagen . Expecting some nice water i got a warm slimy mix and swallowed some i was at the point of not being able to spit it back out. Slammed the pick up in park and puked all over the high way. I smell any thing mint at this point i almost barf all over.

WTF, sharing a spitter with a friend?!? I'm pretty sure that's how Magic Johnson got AIDS....

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Back in my sinful days me the boys would go down to the local well and would chew like rats and drink like pirates on shore leave. There have been many a times that i'd be sitting with two bottles in my hands. One for drinkin and one for spittin. Sooner or later they'd get about even. I would also proceed to get cracked! Took many of wrong swigs! Can still feel and taste that warm goo going down the pipe.

I think you can get AIDS from this too.

 

[SDMF]

Shaking some ones overly warm sweaty, soft hand.

Friggin' Awful!!

 

[BBQBluesMan]

Yep, wet limp handshakes make me cringe

 

[tikkalover]

Yep, wet limp handshakes make me cringe

Maybe it isn't sweat, that makes the hand wet....................................;:;rofl..............................;:;barf

 

[GSM]

Reaching for something in a hard to reach place and finding a moist spot.
.

Sometimes this isn't so bad..

 

[SDMF]

Maybe it isn't sweat, that makes the hand wet....................................;:;rofl.... ..........................;:;barf

 

[Allen]

Putting away the loaf of bread you just used to make a sammich only to see the green through the bag.

After said sammich was already gone. It seemed a little peppery for peanut butter.

 

[eseamands]

Using a toilet to take a sit-down on- and realizing it's still warm from the person who was in there prior.

 

[Brian Renville]

Using a toilet to take a sit-down on- and realizing it's still warm from the person who was in there prior.

Residual ass heat is the worse. Bar stools included.

 

[bigv]

WTF, sharing a spitter with a friend?!? I'm pretty sure that's how Magic Johnson got AIDS....

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I think you can get AIDS from this too.

you are definitely ill minded..but funny nonetheless!

 

[tikkalover]

 

[Kurtr]

Using a toilet to take a sit-down on- and realizing it's still warm from the person who was in there prior.

I hate cold toilet seats

 

[Retired Educator]

Using a toilet to take a sit-down on- and realizing it's still warm from the person who was in there prior.

Not when you're camping in below freezing weather and the sh----r sits outside.

And don't tell me to take it inside, that turns into a case of sleeping in the outhouse.

 

[Sum1]

This doesn't have to do with food but sharting in the ole shorts causes an icky situation that seems to happen more and more the older I get.

 

[Fishmission]

If this dont make you hurl nothing will
.

 

[KDM]

Having the "Grilled Steak with char marks" MRE only to discover it tastes like Tuna or the "Omlet" MRE that tastes just like what Barf smells like.