Words of Wisdom

[CatDaddy]

The best advice that can be given today on how to do ANYTHING: "YouTube it."

 

[3Roosters]

One of the best movie quotes of all time: Get busy living or get busy dying.

 

[Ragnar]

When thinking of buying my first boat, a good friend said "If it floats, flies or f**ks, rent it"

 

[JayKay]

Missing out on kids stuff usually gets me worried, especially in the winter. I spend so much damn time in the paint booth that I know I'm going to regret missing something. I've made it a point to sacrifice myself, painting late at night or after hes gone to bed, instead of times hes up and ready to party.

People ask why I go fishing so late. This is why. I usually only go after my kids have gone to bed. Nice spring night, and I'm just arriving at 9PM. Don't want to miss any more of their day(s) than I have to.

 

[JMF]

"Don't weld more in the morning than you can grind in the afternoon" I can't weld for shit.

 

[Kurtr]

when in doubt throttle out.

 

[Captain Ahab]

People ask why I go fishing so late. This is why. I usually only go after my kids have gone to bed. Nice spring night, and I'm just arriving at 9PM. Don't want to miss any more of their day(s) than I have to.

I cut down my non-family fishing by a big margin because my kids are so much fun. I just like hanging out waiting for what they are going say next. After potty training is over, things start to get a lot more fun

 

[gr8outdoors]

A farmer once said " load it like a rail car, drive it like a race car"

 

[Achucker]

Read Proverbs 1-31

 

[shorthairsrus]

It's just a couple more months of wind and cold until it's still windy and not as cold. We

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Oahe takes out throttle

 

[LBrandt]

Never ever trust a fart or a politician because you will end up with the same shitty feeling.

 

[shorthairsrus]

To hot for golf

 

[JayKay]

I cut down my non-family fishing by a big margin because my kids are so much fun. I just like hanging out waiting for what they are going say next. After potty training is over, things start to get a lot more fun

Yup, until I had kids, I didn't realize how much fun they were.

Two biggest (little kid) milestones. Sleeping through the night, and no more diapers. A close third is when they can buckle themselves into a carseat.

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Yup, until I had kids, I didn't realize how much fun they were.

Two biggest (little kid) milestones. Sleeping through the night, and no more diapers. A close third is when they can buckle themselves into a carseat.

I can only imagine what diapers and daycare must run nowadays? Glad i don't have to pay for that.
I could be the one needing diapers and daycare if i have another stroke.

 

[frozen4sioux]

Someone may have said it already but..

YOUR JOB WILL BE POSTED BEFORE YOUR OBITUARY

Put your family first.

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Spend money on quality beer and quality toilet paper... for the same reason.

 

[Allen]

In response to a snarky comment:

I used to be a lot skinnier when I fished, f&cked, and fought a lot more. Your choice.

 

[Retired Educator]

Just because shit happens; doesn't mean you have to step in it.

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Can agree with the joy of watching kids grow up. Seems like only yesterday I was watching my kids in all their activities and now I'm watching my grandkids. The circle has completed one cycle and is on another. Grandkids are just as much fun as the kids were except didn't have to deal with diapers, potty-training, and child illnesses. When things got bad, send them home.:;:howdy

 

[campchef]

Grand kids give us reason to smile

 

[Captain Ahab]

Interesting article I came across:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo.../01/21/why-does-pessimism-sound-so-smart.aspx

 

[Jiggernaut]

The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets