Haha. Gross
It's surprising how bent out of shape snobs can get. Had to put up for years with a guy who would get angry when I called my noon meal dinner. I guess some grasp at straws to feel superior.
Perfect cook on the venison. More people would enjoy venison if they cook it rare.You get some GOOD bread, add some GOOD mustard, little bit of mayo, leaf or 3 of Romain, 'mater slab if it's RED and fresh, then slice this (any Med-Rare Venison) thin, pile it high and add just a bit of fresh ground black pepper:
Go ahead and slap a bacon slab or 2 on top if they're handy.
The rest of that shit in the survey you can dip in antifreeze and feed to neighbor dogs you don't like.
What do you call a fizzy soft drink?