Things you never say to your wife

[Obi-Wan]

https://youtu.be/8YMH5VIuhpY

 

[WormWiggler]

 

[luvcatchingbass]

Is that what you are really wearing today
I thought you were on a weight loss challenge
Do you think you need 3 scoops of ice cream
Are those new boots for your second job

 

[DirtyMike]

Totally the last boat I'll ever need
I'm only going to have one beer and I'll be home
And my all-time bone head move: "we cant have another kid, our house is too small." (wife starts house shopping).

 

[Kurtr]

This is the last (insert what ever) i need as it is the best.......till the next year and the next best is out.

 

[luvcatchingbass]

Totally the last boat I'll ever need
I'm only going to have a one beer and I'll be home - Yep that is a good one
And my all-time bone head move: "we cant have another kid, our house is too small." (wife starts house shopping).

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I came up with a new way to practice your jig stroke

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We don't need a new dishwasher, your doing a fine job honey

 

[LOV2HNT]

I needed that new shotgun cause my other one isn't camouflaged.
Sure invite your parents up to the lake, I'll be happy to take your dad fishing. ;:;badidea
Can you come with me to shop for clothes?
I will miss you when I'm in the mountains with no cell reception. Hahahahahahaha

 

[KDM]

Merry Christmas Honey, my secretary wears the same perfume and lipstick and I thought you might like to try it.

 

[nxtgeneration]

Totally the last boat I'll ever need
I'm only going to have one beer and I'll be home
And my all-time bone head move: "we cant have another kid, our house is too small." (wife starts house shopping).

This sounds all to familiar...

 

[hardwaterdriller]

No, really, you'll like it. I have see videos and she's really into it.

 

[LBrandt]

How much cash you got hid.

 

[deleted]

Clean em woman!

 

[hardwaterdriller]

Clean em woman!

Fish or Balls?

 

[Whisky]

My wife: "Why have you been so damn crabby lately?"

Me: "Because, I shot a F'n branch."

This took place a couple weeks after I returned from a 2 week elk hunt, in which my arrow deflected off a branch first, before having a pass through on a nice bull. I never recovered him. If only she knew how much went into the opportunity for that one shot!! And I screwed the pooch.

She joked around about getting a tshirt made with that on it.....I joked around about divorce. The end.

 

[Muzzytipped]

Your sister likes it like that.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Your fucking mother

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She says are you in yet
You say I don't know I can't feel anything.
Kidding guys kidding
That one is a joke

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Sounds to me like some of you married the wrong woman! My first marriage was that way. Not the woman i married but she changed fast.
My second and current bride i couldn't ask for anyone better. Great person, mother, lover, & friend. We do just about everything together and neither of us would want it any other way. Found out how GREAT life can be and don't have to walk on egg shells!!!

 

[Bfishn]

Your fucking mother

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She says are you in yet
You say I don't know I can't feel anything.
Kidding guys kidding
That one is a joke

If she says Deeper...Deeper, respond with Tighter...Tighter!

 

[Lycanthrope]

hate vines...

 

[JayKay]

Fish or Balls?

Never read these threads with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Hurts when they come out the nose...