I can't even remember all the crap I've seen dumped in the Sheyenne diversion ditch over the years, but here's a few:
- Potted plants - like still in the damn pot.
- Concrete chunks
- The leftovers from (I assume) some picnic, including packs of hot dogs, a box of uncrustables, and nearly full ketchup and mustard bottles.
- A 7 foot spruce tree.
- Vinyl siding
- And of course roughly 8 billion beer cans (mostly Bush Light -- I'm sorry guys, but it's the official beer of white trash) and liquor bottles.
And this is miles from the nearest housing development. I aways wonder how many fricken dumpsters and garbage cans these assholes had to drive by on their way. It boggles the mind. I just hope that if I ever catch any of these people I can maintain a cool head, because I'd like to beat them senseless.