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  1. JayKay

    License Sticker Falling Off of Boat

    Truth in advertising laws notwithstanding, it's a buncha crap. A scam I tell ya. Like selling half a can of pringles.. #thanksobama
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    Bilge Pumps on Skeeter Not Working

    Had a bilge pump quit working once. Took the grate/cover off, and it had somehow sucked up a dollar bill. Not million dollar advice (more like one dollar advice) but after that she spun like a top.
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    RIP fellow NDAer

    His wife, parents, etc, may appreciate some of the kind things said here about him. Maybe Mr Vollmer could gather some thoughts - perhaps start a thread upon which people could post. I have no idea of his family situation, other than that he was married. I didn't ever meet him, but had a...
  4. JayKay

    Someone tried to run a Tyvee over the Red River rapids...

    When fishing in the fast water at the Garrison Dam Tailrace, we never shut the big motor off. Even if fishing all night. Too many nightmares about "uh oh, she won't start"...
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    Boy's new PB (proud dad moment)

    Excellent job young man!!
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    Trash in Lakes

    In the immortal words of Dory, the blue tang, from Finding Nemo 'Keep on swimming, keep on swimming'. Nope, never had the pleasure of a staph infection. I would guess however, that in the chain of lakes that are the Boundary Waters Canoe Area, one little dew-drop wouldn't have much effect...
  7. JayKay

    A Little Shout Out to DM and the Snooty!

    All hail snooty.
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    Trash in Lakes

    So, I forget the ENTIRE joke, but the punch line goes (after Ole returns from behind the bushes, with shit all over his hand).. "You betcha, I had a dollar, but did you ever try to vipe wit tree quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"
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    Trash in Lakes

    Swimming in your own poo? Well, sorta.. I guess. You just gotta keep moving. But not everybody makes chocolate mousse every time they void. We've all heard the phrase "sh!t through a screen door without leaving a mark", but that isn't necessarily the soup of the day every time (pardon the...
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    Trash in Lakes

    I would need to have had a few cocktails before I'd be able to e-dump above water. Alternately, sticking your legs through the arm holes of a PFD vest (backwards) allows the relaxation and "lifting and separating" needed to release a sinker. This obviously, is a summer-only solution.
  11. JayKay

    Back to ND!!

    Good questions.. I've never lived anywhere but Minot and Bismarck, which is truly odd, given all the knowledge and worldliness that I possess.
  12. JayKay

    I just KNEW this would happen!

    Oh ouch!! (too soon?)
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    I just KNEW this would happen!

    I'd say for sure that's a fish bite. Musky or northern, no way to know for sure. The big long gashes are from when she yanked her foot out of its mouth - no doubt. Those fish have teeth to rival those of a dog, and probably sharper. Devils Lake, my cousin holding a large pike with one hand...
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    Minneapolis Aussie that was shot

    Ethnicity and skin color aside, I almost always fall in line with the cops. Wouldn't want their job. It's got to be incredibly tough, dangerous, stressful, the list goes on and on. 99% of the time, I think the cops are right, and doing a good job. Not this time.
  15. JayKay

    DL Pontoon Fire

    Yup. When a boat sinks slowly, you'll have time to get the lifejackets out, put 'em on, etc. When in a hurry, (or if you're ko'd), the lifejackets don't do any good in storage.
  16. JayKay

    Missing Jet Skiier

    Indeed.. no need to apologize. I was just talking to another member about this, yesterday. I surely hope he is found soon.
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    Yeti

    (low whistle...) them're nice. purty...
  18. JayKay

    fish mortality

    Throwing cranks a year or so ago, while walleye fishing at dusk. Got bit off by a pikefish. Couple minutes later, there's a pikefish jumping around, with my #13 perch hanging on the side of his head. Couple minutes later, the same pikefish hits me again, but this time I land him. Get both...
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    fish mortality

    Guy, you trying to start a fight? I get you though. You hear of a guy who caught and released 100 fish, to keep 5. Don't get me wrong, I'd find it very hard to quit, when they're biting like that, but it can't be good for the fish. Some aren't gonna make it. Very few folks would quit, to...

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