If this list had a beard, it'd have a fist behind it.
[h=2]1.[/h]Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
[h=2]2.[/h]Chuck Norris is incapable of having a heart attack. His heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.
[h=2]3.[/h]Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Behold, the first giraffe was born.
[h=2]4.[/h]Chuck Norris was the first human to visit Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
[h=2]5.[/h]Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
[h=2]6.[/h]Not only can Chuck Norris walk on water -- He can swim on land.
[h=2]7.[/h]Chuck Norris died in 1992. Death is just afraid to tell him.
[h=2]8.[/h]Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.
[h=2]9.[/h]When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
[h=2]10.[/h]Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club.
[h=2]1.[/h]Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
[h=2]2.[/h]Chuck Norris is incapable of having a heart attack. His heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.
[h=2]3.[/h]Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Behold, the first giraffe was born.
[h=2]4.[/h]Chuck Norris was the first human to visit Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
[h=2]5.[/h]Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
[h=2]6.[/h]Not only can Chuck Norris walk on water -- He can swim on land.
[h=2]7.[/h]Chuck Norris died in 1992. Death is just afraid to tell him.
[h=2]8.[/h]Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.
[h=2]9.[/h]When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
[h=2]10.[/h]Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club.