Adult truths

[Zogman]

Undeniable adult truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still don't know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey …
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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[Rut2much]

18. on the farm is the worst for this when you can't hear shit as you just pretend to hear and get yourself into trouble winging it not wanting to anger someone yelling at you further.
Also, after you do the awkward laugh and walk away wondering if that person just told you something serious..

 

[svnmag]

18. on the farm is the worst for this when you can't hear shit as you just pretend to hear and get yourself into trouble winging it not wanting to anger someone yelling at you further.
Also, after you do the awkward laugh and walk away wondering if that person just told you something serious..

I learned in my older days to fuck the sarcasm and attitude. I WILL understand or you can fire my ass and/or we can roll. I'm by no means a badass. I WILL understand the assignment, carry it out and make autonomous, creative decisions within my experience to accomplish the goal. I know what I don't know and will call full stop to ask a question if the situation isn't dire.

Sorry man, you struck a nerve. Also the wolf pic is kick ass.

 

[svnmag]

^^^^Should start a new thread: "Working Under Democrats"--declared and otherwise.

That is all.

 

[Rut2much]

I learned in my older days to fuck the sarcasm and attitude. I WILL understand or you can fire my ass and/or we can roll. I'm by no means a badass. I WILL understand the assignment, carry it out and make autonomous, creative decisions within my experience to accomplish the goal. I know what I don't know and will call full stop to ask a question if the situation isn't dire.

Sorry man, you struck a nerve. Also the wolf pic is kick ass.

Lol I was talking the very young pee-on days growing up, little different these days.
The walk away laugh is very effective albeit questionable at times. Ain't no body got time for small talk all the time.

 

[svnmag]

Lol I was talking the very young pee-on days growing up, little different these days.
The walk away laugh is very effective albeit questionable at times. Ain't no body got time for small talk all the time.

I'm not sure we're in agreement...I've been on both sides of the "boss" coin. The "walk away laugh" is often a sign of a retard with zero balls; happy to have an underling to throw under the bus or take credit.

That is all.

 

[Rut2much]

I'm not sure we're in agreement...I've been on both sides of the "boss" coin. The "walk away laugh" is often a sign of a retard with zero balls; happy to have an underling to throw under the bus or take credit.

That is all.

Not the same scenario whatsoever I'm talking about is why. Nothing to do with a boss or work. Talking about meeting someone in passing and you're not sure what they said but you still acknowledge it and hope it was the proper reaction.