Bad School Team Names/Mascots

jdfisherman

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This is not AI/Photoshop. From an actual news clip on Youtube.
 


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Better than Pig Pounders...
Here is a list of real team names that are somewhat controversial
  • Robstown Cotton Pickers (Robstown High School, Texas)
    Frequently ranked among the most controversial due to evoking slavery-era imagery and labor exploitation.
  • Neshaminy Redskins (Neshaminy High School, Pennsylvania)
    The "Redskins" name (often censored as R*dskins in reports) has drawn major criticism for being a racial slur against Native Americans; it's been the subject of lawsuits and protests.
  • Coachella Valley Arabs (Coachella Valley High School, California)
    The name and past mascot (a caricatured figure) have been accused of stereotyping Arab people, leading to ongoing debate.
  • Freeburg Midgets (Freeburg High School, Illinois)
    Criticized by advocacy groups for people with dwarfism as derogatory and insensitive.
  • Centralia Orphans (Centralia High School, Illinois)
    Boys' teams are "Orphans," girls' are "Annies" — seen as oddly morbid or insensitive to themes of abandonment/loss.
  • Yuma Criminals (Yuma High School, Arizona)
    Embracing "criminals" as a mascot feels off-putting and glorifies lawbreaking in a humorous but questionable way.
  • Frisco Fighting Coons (Frisco High School, Texas – historical name)
    Changed in 2002 due to racial connotations (a slur), but the original name was notoriously offensive.
  • Laurel Hill Hoboes (Laurel Hill High School, Florida)
    Named after vagrants/homeless wanderers — quirky and funny to some, but offensive to others for stereotyping poverty.
  • Aniak Halfbreeds (Aniak High School, Alaska – noted in some lists)
    Extremely controversial for using a term tied to racial mixing in a derogatory historical context.
  • Hoopeston Area Cornjerkers (Hoopeston Area High School, Illinois)
    Sounds hilariously suggestive to modern ears (even if it's agricultural), and it's often cited in "weird/funny" lists for that reason.
 


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I liked the Dickinson Midgets, they only changed the name maybe 4 or 5 yrs ago.

When I was in High School Devils Lake was the Satan's I believe.
Dickinson just changed at the end of last year, this is their first year as the Mavericks. Ill be honest, as someone not from Dickinson I always thought the Midgets was a dumb mascot, and that feeling seemed to be pretty common.

I remember when Devils Lake changed from the Satans and they let the students pick a new name and they chose the Blaze. Then the admin realized why they chose that and switched them to the Firebirds haha
 
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Here are 5 plausible-sounding high school team name ideas that make subtle, vague nods to marijuana culture—enough for a knowing chuckle from some fans, but not so overt that they'd get instantly banned by most school boards:
  1. The Green Haymakers
  2. The Chronic Chargers
  3. The Blaze Trailblazers
  4. The Budding Broncos
  5. The Kush Country Kings
 

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Here are 5 plausible-sounding high school team name ideas that make subtle, vague nods to marijuana culture—enough for a knowing chuckle from some fans, but not so overt that they'd get instantly banned by most school boards:
  1. The Green Haymakers
  2. The Chronic Chargers
  3. The Blaze Trailblazers
  4. The Budding Broncos
  5. The Kush Country Kings
Might want to take a tolerance break if you think any of those sound plausible or subtle.
 

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Dickinson just changed at the end of last year, this is their first year as the Mavericks. Ill be honest, as someone not from Dickinson I always thought the Midgets was a dumb mascot, and that feeling seemed to be pretty common.

I remember when Devils Lake changed from the Satans and they let the students pick a new name and they chose the Blaze. Then the admin realized why they chose that and switched them to the Firebirds haha
I remember seeing the bus at sporting events and would chuckle about the name.
 

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Frisco Fighting Coons….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s freaking great!

It’s TX, they weren’t talking about the fury animals!

Oh yeah they were!! (Wink, wink, nod, nod..)
 


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Get over it…people don’t realize that it is usually honor to have something named after a person/group. The ND state highway sign was an Indian chief sillouette in honor of Chief Red Tomahawk but a couple of uninformed whiners sucked the honor out of that…
Oops, went and gave an opinion on something, my apologies…I’ll try to not let it happen again.
 

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Dickinson just changed at the end of last year, this is their first year as the Mavericks. Ill be honest, as someone not from Dickinson I always thought the Midgets was a dumb mascot, and that feeling seemed to be pretty common.

I remember when Devils Lake changed from the Satans and they let the students pick a new name and they chose the Blaze. Then the admin realized why they chose that and switched them to the Firebirds haha
OK so what does The Blaze stand for?
 


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In one of those school districts where "anything goes" regarding acknowledging as many genders, personalities, and in some case species students want to be referred as, the team name could be:

"The Laminators"

Sticking everything together.

About any school in the Eastern 1/3 of ND could have their mascot renamed:

"The Snirts"

For the abundant snow/dirt drifts in the winter.

Some Western ND towns could take a page out of "Brockmire" and call themselves:

"The Frackers"

Sorta surprised with all the Kidder County ND schools that have combined that they're not:

"The Cranes"
 

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