Boat names

[Davy Crockett]

Looking forward to a fun summer on the water to shake this cabin fever. If we are going to use marine bands this summer I should get a couple of boats named, Been kicking around a few ideas but nothing jumped out at me yet. Does your boat have a name ?


Here are a few I ran across that caught my eye when I was looking at what others named their boats , If you think of any good boat names post them .

 

[KDM]

I'm pretty sure "Camel Toe" should be changed to "Muffin Top".

 

[DirtyMike]

Fancy Feast. Drink it in.

 

[Dubbs]

^Haha! My boat is named "Girth Control", couldn't think of anything else so I settled with that one. My favorite that I've seen was nice Triton named "eyegasm".

 

[sweeney]

The skeetoris



The dirty skeetoris

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both fun girls

 

[LBrandt]

My Dads nick name was Jack so in honor I named my boat JACK-SON. Now I just need to get it on the water!!!!!!!!!

 

[JayKay]

Saw a pontoon a few years back, named Cirrhosis of the River. Thought that was pretty clever.

Also, a pal whose wife is a nurse, named his boat the "Nauti-Nurse". Get it?

 

[DirtyMike]

my previous boat when by the name of "Esh Esh Connery." Sadly, it only picked up one girl and she always has a headache.

 

[3Roosters]

Don't laugh, my other boat is an aircraft carrier!

 

[RustyTackleBox]

Other than "The airborne Ranger" after seeing if it would fly, 701fishslayer can confirm Rangers got wings. My rig is "The Queen N's Revenge"

 

[gonefshn]

Maybe it's time the G&F allowed people custom boat license numbers for what comes behind the ND. With a nice little surcharge of course.

 

[Petras]

we have decided to name our new chariot the "SS Collins College Fund" just gotta get the stickers ordered now

 

[Norske]

Peng Hul. It's Norwegian for money hole.

 

[Kickemup]

If I ever get a skeeter I'm going to name it My Peter. Then I can drive around yelling there's a skeeter on my Peter wack it off.

 

[H82bogey]

I always that the name "overtime" for a boat was appropriate. But I saw a movie once and all the boats were named "jenny".

 

[johnr]

never named any of my boats, but find it a neat idea

mine should be called chitty chitty bang bang, after going through a couple of blown optipops.

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[sweeney]

Maybe it's time the G&F allowed people custom boat license numbers for what comes behind the ND. With a nice little surcharge of course.

Or you could just put stickers on for free:;:duel

 

[guywhofishes]

 

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Other than "The airborne Ranger" after seeing if it would fly, 701fishslayer can confirm Rangers got wings. My rig is "The Queen N's Revenge"

That it does, oofda.