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Captain Ahab

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Ha. He can go with is mother. They're going to have to tranq dart me to get a flu shot.

Ha ha, tough talker. The doc/nurse will tell the wife you need one and then the wife will chew on you until you do because it is child #1. On child #2 nobody is going to really care about the safety of that one and you will easily avoid. ;)
 

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Ha ha, tough talker. The doc/nurse will tell the wife you need one and then the wife will chew on you until you do because it is child #1. On child #2 nobody is going really care about the safety of that one and you will easily avoid. ;)

True in your case - but not everyone has the Hulkster for child #2.
 

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When they develop a "cold" vaccine I might be more agreeable.
 

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Ha ha, tough talker. The doc/nurse will tell the wife you need one and then the wife will chew on you until you do because it is child #1. On child #2 nobody is going to really care about the safety of that one and you will easily avoid. ;)

If that kid can kick a football 56 yards, you can inject me with ebola. Until my little sebastian janikowski proves he hasn't taken after his mother in the athletic department, hes going to have to deal with a contagious pops.

Imagine being the third child. I think my parents thought I was a small house cat for most of my life.
 

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My parents just realized I existed last week, but somehow feel as though my wife is worthy of calls, Birthday cards, and Christmas presents.
 


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No way in heck will my bride and i take those flu shots. Don't trust the government as they don't want us old crippled suckers to live anyways.
 

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I think the flu shot is a joke, I had it once and never will get again. I felt like shit for 2 days after getting, Ive been lucky and haven't gotten the flu for a while, but get the shot and feel like shit for a couple days or take a chance and maybe get the real flu and feel like crap for a couple days.:;:huh I don't get it, no shot builds up your immune system is my story and I'm sticking to it
 


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If that kid can kick a football 56 yards, you can inject me with ebola. Until my little sebastian janikowski proves he hasn't taken after his mother in the athletic department, hes going to have to deal with a contagious pops.

Imagine being the third child. I think my parents thought I was a small house cat for most of my life.

There's the effing rub.

Why the eff should anyone be infected by you when they're vaccinated against it. I AM NOT anti-vaccine, I AM anti-flu shot. Paradoxically (and thank God); I've never contracted polio, measles, smallpox etc. The govt has shot me up with a gallon of shi'ite along with my childhood shots. I have two smallpox scars as do many.

Am I now a vector to strengthen viruses? I'll include this in my list. Magnets, gravity and viruses.
 

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OK here is the deal . Some people are allergic to some of the ingredients . Fine that's why you fill out the questionnaire. After you know that don't take the shot ! But to say the shot is bogus is just ignorant!!
 
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The only time I was ever "sick" while in the Farce was after a flu shot. Nothing really major. They later went to a nasal mist. I pretended to inhale and immediately went to the bathroom with a runny nose to purge.

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They're probably wise to this now and have posted Nazis.


The Farce has come full circle and we are back to the damn shot....no fake inhaling the mist anymore.
 


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