Colorado: Hunter claims to be sexually assaulted by a Sasquatch.

[MathewsZman]

That darned legalized marijuana !
[video]https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/[/video]

 

[johnr]

svnmag?

 

[Wild and Free]

 

[Bed Wetter]

Who would own up to it? That's how I know it's BS.

 

[MathewsZman]

svnmag?

My thoughts exactly! He always did like his man buns !

 

[dean nelson]

Oh come on with other headlines like DONALD TRUMP IS ADDICTED TO PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS, CLAIMS HIS EX-WIFE and YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S” I'm sure it's a totally legit website! ;:;boozer

 

[Lou63]

below the article at the bottom of the page

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[Davy Crockett]

Originally Posted by johnr svnmag?

My thoughts exactly! He always did like his man buns !

I never could figure him out , would he be playing offense or defense ?

 

[Vollmer]

Squatch rape? Can't be good.

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Bumpin' uglies with Sasquatch, brought to you by the Saquatch Big Stick by Jack Links.

 

[sweeney]

I heard squatch's drive sparkle boats so the rape probably wouldn't be that intrusive!

 

[Obi-Wan]

I heard squatch's drive sparkle boats so the rape probably wouldn't be that intrusive!

If they drive sparkly boats they also most likely suffer from micro penis syndrome

 

[sweeney]

If they drive sparkly boats they also most likely suffer from micro penis syndrome

Duh