GREAT NEWS!!! Now bring the little one to the bullhead tourney and show'em off!! Congratulations to both you and mama!!!
Little does the wife know, but her first rounds of acupuncture for labor induction start on the 15th of December. I'm getting my tax credit.
Go with sex instead, semen is a sure fired way to induce labor. You'll be on the shelf for a few weeks afterwards, so enjoy the induction.
Congrats, I was kind of wondering why you were already sporting a semi-beard look the other day. Must be practicing being too tired to shave. Been there!
breast feeding saves you the late night "turn"
I would love to get up and feed the kid, but I don't have milking tits, so I guess its up to you sweet heart...haha
Thought that would work, but mama bought a pump and stocked up. I wasn't able to wiggle out of night shift duty.
When my youngest kicks the diapers, I am going throw a party complete with pointy party hats and kazoos. I am getting to the point where I no longer feel like dealing with packaged feces on a daily basis.
Semi-viscous hot peanut butter. You may have never puked but I just did!Yes, the last box of diapers we bought, was worthy of a great party. I'm out of practice now, and that's fine by me.
Someone above said it - when it's your own kid, the bodily functions aren't as bad as you'd think.
I never did vomit, but once when my younger daughter was sick, the doctor requested a fecal sample. Scooping out of a diaper, something that was pretty close to semi-viscous hot peanut butter, did make my mouth water. I came close, had to look away, but never did vomit.
Little does the wife know, but her first rounds of acupuncture for labor induction start on the 15th of December. I'm getting my tax credit.