DirtyMike Jr. is on his way

[KDM]

GREAT NEWS!!! Now bring the little one to the bullhead tourney and show'em off!! Congratulations to both you and mama!!!

 

[BrokenBackJack]

Congrats and hope everyone is healthy and all goes well! :;:thumbsup

 

[Allen]

Little does the wife know, but her first rounds of acupuncture for labor induction start on the 15th of December. I'm getting my tax credit.

Go with sex instead, semen is a sure fired way to induce labor. You'll be on the shelf for a few weeks afterwards, so enjoy the induction.


Congrats, I was kind of wondering why you were already sporting a semi-beard look the other day. Must be practicing being too tired to shave. Been there!

 

[DirtyMike]

Go with sex instead, semen is a sure fired way to induce labor. You'll be on the shelf for a few weeks afterwards, so enjoy the induction.


Congrats, I was kind of wondering why you were already sporting a semi-beard look the other day. Must be practicing being too tired to shave. Been there!

I try to look as scruffy as possible when I enter Target. People tend to pull their kids away from the "homeless looking man" so I can get my things and get out.

 

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[johnr]

breast feeding saves you the late night "turn"

I would love to get up and feed the kid, but I don't have milking tits, so I guess its up to you sweet heart...haha

 

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you can milk anything with nipples

 

[martinslanding]

you're welcome:

 

[Vollmer]

breast feeding saves you the late night "turn"

I would love to get up and feed the kid, but I don't have milking tits, so I guess its up to you sweet heart...haha

Thought that would work, but mama bought a pump and stocked up. I wasn't able to wiggle out of night shift duty.

 

[DirtyMike]

hahaha. yes!

 

[johnr]

Thought that would work, but mama bought a pump and stocked up. I wasn't able to wiggle out of night shift duty.

haha.

I was a bit lease cooperative. some would call me Archie Bunker, and I am fine with that.

 

[Lostlunker]

Congrats! Kids are great, be prepared to get no sleep and how your tolerance for bodily fluids changes when it's from your own child
Best thing is you will have a new fishing buddy that will always want to tag along!

 

[Captain Ahab]

When my youngest kicks the diapers, I am going throw a party complete with pointy party hats and kazoos. I am getting to the point where I no longer feel like dealing with packaged feces on a daily basis.

 

[JayKay]

When my youngest kicks the diapers, I am going throw a party complete with pointy party hats and kazoos. I am getting to the point where I no longer feel like dealing with packaged feces on a daily basis.

Yes, the last box of diapers we bought, was worthy of a great party. I'm out of practice now, and that's fine by me.

Someone above said it - when it's your own kid, the bodily functions aren't as bad as you'd think.

I never did vomit, but once when my younger daughter was sick, the doctor requested a fecal sample. Scooping out of a diaper, something that was pretty close to semi-viscous hot peanut butter, did make my mouth water. I came close, had to look away, but never did vomit.

 

[svnmag]

Completely understood Jay.

 

[Fly Carpin]

Yes, the last box of diapers we bought, was worthy of a great party. I'm out of practice now, and that's fine by me.

Someone above said it - when it's your own kid, the bodily functions aren't as bad as you'd think.

I never did vomit, but once when my younger daughter was sick, the doctor requested a fecal sample. Scooping out of a diaper, something that was pretty close to semi-viscous hot peanut butter, did make my mouth water. I came close, had to look away, but never did vomit.

Semi-viscous hot peanut butter. You may have never puked but I just did!

 

[KDM]

Kids are great!!! My brother once told me "You know you have too many kids when school shopping for you kids includes diapers, baby formula, and tampons." I had to laugh!!!!

 

[Up Y'oars]

You'll be fine with many manly freedoms for a little bit..... but they will begin to disappear. Then, they'll be back when you begin taking the munchkin out with you to experience God's gift of the beautiful outdoors!


Congrats!

 

[SDMF]

Little does the wife know, but her first rounds of acupuncture for labor induction start on the 15th of December. I'm getting my tax credit.

Schedule yourself off between christmas and new years. Sex and bumpy roads, hell, sex on bumpy roads. It's all about naturally occurring prostaglandin implantation.

 

[DirtyMike]

That's what got me into this in the first place. In going to go a different route and make her start dropping oxytocin.