LOL, better strap a 2x4 to your ass,she's had more dicks in her than a porcupine has quills.Little arrow speaks to great canyon.
I remember back in the day a couple old timers were talking about a certain woman while I was loading their pickup with feed, the one said to the other, " if she had as many Dicks sticking out of her as were stuck into her, she would look like a porcupine". I had to laugh as that was the first time I had heard that line.
I saw a tape recording one time of guy at a car race or something like that, anyway he was drunk as a skunk and there was a hot girl by the fence watching the race. He comes up to her with a 2x4 strapped to his butt, she turned around and threw her beer at him and then slapped his sorry ass. Funny as heck.
Wondered where in the heck he got that 2x4!