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[Captain Ahab]

Wait a minute

Wait a minute

Hold on

WTF



Mr. Ahab..... "when this site reaches fishing buddy status"


Holy snit, I spit in your general direction. Maybe it's the 6 busch lights (man these things are weak, tasty though) but this site left that donkey dick show in the dust

Phhhhllllltttt!!!!

How did I get drug into this crap flinging show without even posting? Ha ha. That is not my quote Wormy. I believe it was Catdaddy's.

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BTW, I can offend people by myself just fine.

 

[WormWiggler]

You are correct, mr ahab. I retract my spittle and retreat to nearest dark corner to await sentencing.

 

[guywhofishes]

I have a belly button

Small world.

 

[deleted_account]

sven - sounds like polander name

 

[svnmag]

I kinda like it but the illumination device encouraged me not to change.

 

[JayKay]

Two things made me laugh.

4 layers of clothes over a 3 layer dick..

and..

I retract my spittle..

I gotta go lay down.. .

 

[johnr]

sven - sounds like polander name

Racist

 

[BrewCrew]

Thanks folks - this has me laughing out load - long Monday and this is a good way to end the work day.

BTW - the 4 layers of clothes vs 3 layer dick - that's what happens when you look in the mirror and see the button on a fur coat............coffee through the nose is not nice.

 

[Nean Delson]

I'm taken over by all of these intelligent questions. I didn't know there was such intelligent creatures on this site. Let me try and respond to all your questions one by one...

 

[Fritz the Cat]

Is a pigs pussy pork?

 

[lunkerslayer]

I'm taken over by all of these intelligent questions. I didn't know there was such intelligent creatures on this site. Let me try and respond to all your questions one by one...

Oh GOODIE

 

[sdwxman]

Where did Mr. Delson go?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Nean, how do you feel about zebra mussels potentially entering the Devils Lake basin? Also, how has the G&F handled the deer herd?

 

[Yoby]

Why does fart smell like pheasant after cleaning pheasants?

 

[Enslow]

"Retard" is also not ok. I think I've had quite enough of your senseless gibberish Sven.

Retard retard retard retard retard retard retard Retard retard retard retard retard retard retard Retard retard retard retard retard retard retard

 

[guywhofishes]

Why does fart smell like pheasant after cleaning pheasants?

That. Or coyote after skinning one, etc.?

 

[Kurtr]

That. Or coyote after skinning one, etc.?

Or grouse....grouse farts can clear a room

 

[LBrandt]

Pheasant supper can cause evil things the next day also.

 

[Duckslayer100]

Or grouse....grouse farts can clear a room

I believe ruffed grouse have the most potent fart-laced entrails of any game animal. Which makes sense since they're also the tastiest morsels on God's green earth. I'm suspicions of any critter that doesn't eek out a bit of gas when eviscerated.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Why does fart smell like pheasant after cleaning pheasants?

One of the most amazingly 8th wonders of the world. We have talked about this for years.