Please tell me you are a lying sack of &^*%?
I am not. Whatever her parents, or whomever influenced her did a fantastic job. I have been blessed. Our first official date was an ice fishing outing to DL, she lived in Grand Forks I lived in Fargo, I showed up to get her and head over to the ice, she was just finishing some sandwiches, and I noticed the mustard bottle on the counter. I said, you didn't put mustard on all of them sandwiches did you, she says yes, I ask if she has any more bread cause I hate the flavor of mustard. She says no I don't but the grocery store is just across the street, she ran over picked up a loaf of bread, made me a couple mustardless sandwiches and off to DL we went.
We met up with my big drunk buddy Darrin and his wife, we (Darrin and I)drank a 30 pack, then hit some hot damn, and she drove me home cause I couldn't...
haha, I was able to convince her to be my wife even after all that nonsense.
She still gets up in the morning and makes me food before I head out to hunt/fish/whatever. She has it in her mind that is a wife's responsibility, and I am sure not going to change her attitude on any of it.
I do things for her in return, so don't think I am some fat bastard that is getting waited on. She has never had to do yard work, snow removal(other than when stuck in the pickup), dog turd pickup, wash her vehicles, or gas them up, any of the heavy lifting of heavy stuff, etc.