Jogger kills lion



Brian Renville

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Man that guy had lottery win luck to be fortunate enough to get his hands correctly on a squirming kitty that size to be able to strangle it. Dude’s gunna need a ton of ambien to sleep for awhile I bet.
 

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now I’m going to carry 2 plastic grocery bags when walking the dog...one for cleaning up and the other Incase I get attacked by a lion.
 

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Instant Legend status for that guy! Hard for a “one upper” to beat that. Ha
 


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My god! I'd be willing to bet that man's family jewels needs a flatbed to carry them around after an incident like that.
 

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That's why I can't understand why the Game and Fish let that one go that they caught out in Mott, only to have it wind up in Bismarck where they had to shoot it anyway.
 

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That's why I can't understand why the Game and Fish let that one go that they caught out in Mott, only to have it wind up in Bismarck where they had to shoot it anyway.

Because it had just got caught in a guys coyote trap, so they used it as an opportunity to collar it and study it. Low and behold rather than heading into the badlands it ended up in Bismarck, i think its pretty cool to see what these cats do.
 

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This is reminiscent of the 70-some year old guy in Africa that killed a leopard after it attacked him. He did that cat in by shoving his arm down the cat's throat and ripping out its tongue, after which it bled to death.
 


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This is reminiscent of the 70-some year old guy in Africa that killed a leopard after it attacked him. He did that cat in by shoving his arm down the cat's throat and ripping out its tongue, after which it bled to death.
shut your ass......
 

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How in THEE hell do you choke out a Mtn Lion?!?! Have you ever tried to hold a house cat when they REALLY didn't want you to? Now imagine that thing 100 lbs...WOW!!
 
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choking a pussy out that size puts you in Ron Jermey category
 

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My guess it was a fear of dying that made him become superman and kill the thing. That and the fact that he was pissed because he just shit his pants when the cat jumped on him.
 


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My guess it was a fear of dying that made him become superman and kill the thing. That and the fact that he was pissed because he just shit his pants when the cat jumped on him.
Yep! You ever been startled by something stupid like a kids talking doll going off when you're sneaking through the kitchen in the dark - imagine you turn around to see a frickin' mountain lion charging...I'd like to say I would have done the same but it likely would have been after an ear-piercing scream and then instinctively going into turtle position...
 

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Better not take him fishing in your boat, his big iron balls might sink it.
 

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